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Amy Winehouse has a new hobby

Amy Winehouse is a complete screw-up. If she’s not pissing her life and talent away with drugs, she’s pissing them away with plastic surgery. Yes, my friends. She’s finally traded ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse slipped ouAHHHH!

Apparently everything happens when I’m without internet. Although, in this case, I’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse. What I guess I’m trying to say is, Amy ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse may have gotten implants

The Sun claims Amy Winehouse had a secret boob job to prepare for her spectacular comeback on Strictly Come Dancing. She allegedly checked into a clinic at the beginning of ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse is a beautiful songstress

Amy “Jewmaican” Winehouse attempted to rap while a singer named Zalon sang in the background. Beautiful, clever, coherent. Her singing was the complete opposite of those things. She started the rap ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse is not guilty

District Judge Timothy Workman cleared Amy Winehouse of any wrongdoing in her assault case today. Winehouse was said to have punched Sherene Flash when she asked to take a picture. ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse is single

Hey, guys. Guess what? A London judge granted Blake Fielder-Civil a divorce from Amy Winehouse today. She’s single. Rawr. So get those sweater vests ready and fill your Camelbaks with ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse is back

After six months in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse returned to Britain ten days before she’s set to stand trial for assault. She started crying as soon as she landed as ... Read More »

Even Amy Winehouse couldn’t stand her own performance

I don’t know where to begin with this. The fact that Amy Winehouse looked coked out of her mind as she wobbled around on stage, that they seemed to turn ... Read More »
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