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Amy Winehouse Drank Herself to Death

At the time of her death, Mitch Winehouse said his daughter Amy Winehouse died of alcohol withdrawal. Well, he was half right. About the alcohol part. The coroner says Amy Winehouse ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Was Not on Drugs

In news that will make you go “whaaaa?,” Amy Winehouse’s family claims the toxicology report they were given proves Amy wasn’t on illegal drugs at the time of her death. ... Read More »

Denials: Amy Winehouse and Soulja Boy

In least surprising news of the day, Amy Winehouse’s rep says she was NOT going to adopt 10-year-old Dannika Augustine of St. Lucia. Amy’s rep said, “It’s not true. I ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Was Going to Be a Mother

No, Amy Winehouse wasn’t pregnant when she died. She needed the extra womb space to smuggle drugs in. According to reports, Amy was prepping to be the adopted mother of a ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Has Been Sober for Three Years

According to Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch Winehouse, Amy beat her addiction three years ago and has been clean ever since. Never mind that only a month ago she was stumbling ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Has Been Cremated

Amy Winehouse’s family and Kelly Osbourne showed up to her funeral today at a synagogue in London. Everyone was sad. Until she was cremated at the end as per family ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Probably Died Because of Drugs

Reports are coming in that Amy Winehouse died alone and healthy with no sign of drugs nearby. Sources say Amy had been undergoing regular checkups because her addiction left her ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Found Dead

27-year-old Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London apartment on Saturday. There were no signs of foul play. Gee, I wonder how she died? Could it be drugs? I ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Might Be Drunk Again

If wobbling out on stage, taking off her shoes and throwing them on the ground, crossing her arms and swaying in front of the mic while she drunkenly karaokes one ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Graceful as a Swan

Amy Winehouse performed in Brazil last night and busted out some dance moves that would have made the choreographer of Black Swan jealous. While some dude went “beep boop beep” ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Still in Brazil in a Bikini

Amy Winehouse was still in Brazil on her 2 year long vacation and this time there are clearer shots of her in a bikini. I just realized while typing this ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Is in Brazil

Well, at least Amy Winehouse isn’t crawling around the floor drunk and trying to steal alcohol from people. Is it sad that that’s the best thing I can say about ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Drunkenly Opens Up to Bazaar

Amy Winehouse got wasted during a photo shoot and subsequent interview for Bazaar. Surprisingly, the photo shoot went great and the interview turned out fantastic. I would expect nothing ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Hasn’t Used Drugs in Almost Three Years

“I’m much healthier now,” she tells the U.K. edition of Glamour in its November issue. “I used to use drugs and I haven’t used drugs in almost three years. I ... Read More »

Typical Amy Winehouse

Someone should delete Amy Winehouse’s entire Wikipedia entry and put this picture in its place. If anyone is looking for an Amy Winehouse biography, all they need to see is ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Still a Mess

It’s been a while since Amy Winehouse was mentioned on this site. Maybe that’s because she’s finally put her life back together and is living a drama free life. Ha! ... Read More »

Blake-Fielder Civil Dated an Amy Winehouse Tranny

Long story short, Amy Winehouse’s ex, Blake-Fielder Civil, met a pre-op Amy Winehouse lookalike tranny named Mia McHugh on Facebook and had sex with him/her regularly at a hotel. Then ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Kicked Some Guy in the Groin

If The Sun is to be believed, Amy Winehouse showed up to a theatrical production of Cinderella high, drunk or both. And since this is Amy Winehouse we’re talking about, ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Had Leaky Breasts

Amy Winehouse’s dad has his own tv show for some reason and considering he’s partly to blame for that hard chested coke monster, you can imagine the gems that come ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse Wants a Bigger Ass

Amy Winehouse is considering undergoing another round of plastic surgery. This time, Amy wants ass implants. Why not. The Sun reports, “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop ... Read More »