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Amy Winehouse is back

After six months in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse returned to Britain ten days before she’s set to stand trial for assault. She started crying as soon as she landed as ... Read More »

Even Amy Winehouse couldn’t stand her own performance

I don’t know where to begin with this. The fact that Amy Winehouse looked coked out of her mind as she wobbled around on stage, that they seemed to turn ... Read More »

Possibly the sexiest thing you’ll see today…

Gollum riding a horse. Frodo called, he wants his ring back. Wait. This just in. That’s not a horse. That’s Sarah Jessica Parker. My apologies. Read More »

Amy Winehouse wants your attention

Look! It’s Amy Winehouse and she’s doing something unusual again. Winehouse is like that retarded kid who you always watch to see what dumb thing they do next. If it’s ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse pleads not guilty

Amazingly sober, Amy Winehouse sashayed into court and plead “not guilty” to assaulting a fan in September 2008 at a high society ball. Outside, Amy happily obliged the paparazzi who ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse is in trouble

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault and will appear in court later this month to answer to claims that she punched a dancer at a charity ball last September. ... Read More »

Everyone loves Amy Winehouse

Upon hearing her husband Blake Fielder-Civil had been released from jail, Amy Winehouse cut short her 71-day vacation in St. Tropez and grabbed the first flight back to London to ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse was robbed

While Amy Winehouse was making everyone in St. Lucia uncomfortable with her unsolicited nudity, two men ransacked her vacated London apartment stealing $21,000 worth of property. The robbers reportedly made ... Read More »