Amy Winehouse is a complete screw-up. If she’s not pissing her life and talent away with drugs, she’s pissing them away with plastic surgery. Yes, my friends. She’s finally traded ...
Read More »
Apparently everything happens when I’m without internet. Although, in this case, I’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse. What I guess I’m trying to say is, Amy ...
Read More »
The Sun claims Amy Winehouse had a secret boob job to prepare for her spectacular comeback on Strictly Come Dancing. She allegedly checked into a clinic at the beginning of ...
Read More »
Amy “Jewmaican” Winehouse attempted to rap while a singer named Zalon sang in the background. Beautiful, clever, coherent. Her singing was the complete opposite of those things.
She started the rap ...
Read More »
District Judge Timothy Workman cleared Amy Winehouse of any wrongdoing in her assault case today. Winehouse was said to have punched Sherene Flash when she asked to take a picture. ...
Read More »
Hey, guys. Guess what? A London judge granted Blake Fielder-Civil a divorce from Amy Winehouse today. She’s single. Rawr. So get those sweater vests ready and fill your Camelbaks with ...
Read More »
After six months in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse returned to Britain ten days before she’s set to stand trial for assault. She started crying as soon as she landed as ...
Read More »
I don’t know where to begin with this. The fact that Amy Winehouse looked coked out of her mind as she wobbled around on stage, that they seemed to turn ...
Read More »
Gollum riding a horse. Frodo called, he wants his ring back.
Wait. This just in. That’s not a horse. That’s Sarah Jessica Parker. My apologies.
Read More »
Look! It’s Amy Winehouse and she’s doing something unusual again. Winehouse is like that retarded kid who you always watch to see what dumb thing they do next. If it’s ...
Read More »
Amazingly sober, Amy Winehouse sashayed into court and plead “not guilty” to assaulting a fan in September 2008 at a high society ball. Outside, Amy happily obliged the paparazzi who ...
Read More »
Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault and will appear in court later this month to answer to claims that she punched a dancer at a charity ball last September. ...
Read More »
Upon hearing her husband Blake Fielder-Civil had been released from jail, Amy Winehouse cut short her 71-day vacation in St. Tropez and grabbed the first flight back to London to ...
Read More »
While Amy Winehouse was making everyone in St. Lucia uncomfortable with her unsolicited nudity, two men ransacked her vacated London apartment stealing $21,000 worth of property. The robbers reportedly made ...
Read More »
Amy Winehouse is still in St. Lucia irritating the guests any way she knows how. Her latest attempt at making everyone feel very uncomfortable was playing Scrabble topless. The Sun ...
Read More »
Amy Winehouse is currently on a health vacation at the all-inclusive Le Sport Spa in St. Lucia. It’s going well to say the least. Amy starts her day with yoga ...
Read More »
Amy Winehouse is still vacationing in St. Lucia even though staff and guests and pretty much everyone there want her to leave. Even more so after Saturday when Amy was ...
Read More »
While her husband sits in jail figuring out who he has to fellate for his next fix, Amy Winehouse, 25, is busy hanging out with her new boytoy Joshua Bowman, ...
Read More »
By popular request, Amy Winehouse once again lurched around St. Lucia beach topless. Look at this sexy beast. All scraggly and lumpy. You seriously need to question your sexuality if ...
Read More »
Guess what? If you were hoping for more topless photos of Amy Winehouse, then wish granted. You may be wondering what you did to deserve these new dazzling pictures. Well, ...
Read More »
