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Amy Winehouse has nice right cross

June 30th, 2008Respond

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Over the weekend, Amy Winehouse performed to 75,000 people in Glastonbury. It was not without incident. In the middle of her set, in which she spent most of her time wobbling around like a 90-year-old geriatric, a fan threw a hat hitting her beehive …

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Amy Winehouse has only mild emphysema

June 24th, 2008Respond

Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch, says he exaggerated the severity of his daughter’s emphysema. He went on BBC radio and clarified that Amy is only showing signs of the lung disease and that if she quits drugs, her lungs would heal completely. Which sort of makes sense because Amy Winehouse was released from the hospital today, …

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Amy Winehouse has emphysema

June 23rd, 2008Respond

Doctors have finally figured out what’s wrong with Amy Winehouse. She’s been doing too many drugs. This stark realization came about when they saw video and read reports of her doing too many drugs. Doctors are smart. Oh and they’ve diagnosed her with emphysema and covered her with nicotine patches to help her quit. The …

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Amy Winehouse is doing fine

June 20th, 2008Respond

Doctors fear that Amy Winehouse could be suffering from tuberculosis after the singer began coughing up blood, developing a chest infection, losing her appetite and suffering from weight loss. The Sun says:
“She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is …

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So, it was drugs? Shocking

June 19th, 20082 comments

Amy Winehouse checked into a hospital a few days ago after she fainted for no reason. A lot of you suspected it was drugs. It turns out a lot of you were right. You guys should be doctors. After a barrage of tests, physicians discovered that Amy Winehouse has an irregular heartbeat possibly caused by …

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Amy Winehouse faints, taken to hospital

June 16th, 2008Respond

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized after “briefly” fainting. She recovered, but was brought in by her father for observation anyway.
“Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”
Was it drugs? I bet it was drugs. I’d be surprised if this didn’t have anything to do with drugs. Lots and lots …

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Amy Winehouse showed up

June 16th, 2008Respond

Amy Winehouse was paid $2 million by a Russian billionaire to perform at the grand opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery on Thursday. As expected, things didn’t go so well. Sure, Amy managed to get on a plane to Moscow, but upon landing, sources say “she was in no condition to appear.” Rush & Molloy …

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Amy Winehouse gets paid

June 12th, 20081 comment

Amy Winehouse is being paid $2 million to perform at the opening of an art gallery run by Daria Zhukova. Daria is the girlfriend of Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. What? You didn’t know?
At one end, the stage stood empty with “Amy Winehouse” emblazoned in gold capital letters across the background.
“Amy has confirmed she’ll play an …

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