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Amy Winehouse’s life is terrific

April 24th, 2008Respond

Think you have a wonderful life? Well, you don’t. Amy Winehouse’s is more wonderful. The 24 year old songstress — not sure if that’s even a correct label anymore — is to be questioned by police and may face a possible six month jail sentence. This comes after Amy allegedly headbutted a guy trying to …

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Amy Winehouse says drugs are bad

April 14th, 2008Respond

At a recent party, Amy Winehouse was supposedly snorting lines of coke in the presence of a 17-year-old kid and at the same time, whining that if she doesn’t quit, she might lose her looks and the love of her husband.
“I’ve been told I’ll lose my looks over this—but I can’t give it up!”
“I’m told …

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Amy didn’t always used to look like this

March 21st, 20084 comments

Some women grow into their beauty as they mature. They start out as ugly ducklings shunned by society to later emerge as fairy princesses to be admired by all the land. This is not the case for Amy Winehouse insinuates The Sun. They posted a few pictures of Amy when she was younger and sure, …

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Boing!

March 19th, 20084 comments

Amy Winehouse posed nude, sort of, to raise awareness for breast cancer. By a miracle of light and shadow and with the blessing of black and white, photographer Carolyn Djangoly managed to capture Amy Winehouse sans the scabs and scratches. Radar quips,
The songstress appears nekkid in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living, …

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Amy Winehouse is sexy

March 18th, 20082 comments

Amy Winehouse went shopping yesterday and she still has those marks on her face. Someone said it was from Amy putting a cigarette out on her cheek. Clearly, that was a lie because they’re slowly taking over her forehead. She also has a bunch of cuts on her arm which I’m sure are from battling …

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She put it out on her face

March 5th, 20082 comments

On Monday, PEOPLE speculated that those bumps on Amy Winehouse’s cheek were the result of a bacterial infection called impetigo. The Sun has their own theory. They say Amy put out a cigarette on her cheek after a waitress repeatedly told her she couldn’t smoke in the restaurant.
As she received her final warning, Amy stared …

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Amy Winehouse is infected

March 3rd, 2008Respond

Amy Winehouse has recently been spotted with strange bumps on her face. But, don’t worry. It’s only a highly contagious bacterial skin infection. The Mayo Clinic’s web site says:
Impetigo starts as a red sore that quickly ruptures, oozes for a few days and then forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey or brown sugar. …

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Crackheads don’t have money for this

February 26th, 20083 comments

If you’ve ever wanted to pay $500 to smell like the inside of a rectum caked with vomit and look like it too, today’s your lucky day. Amy Winehouse is launching her own brand of clothes and make-up. The Sun explains:
“Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of …

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