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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008

November 16th, 2008Respond

Every year, Victoria’s Secret has their lingerie fashion show and every year I check my mailbox for an invite and every year I find a reminder from the court telling me to stay 500 yards away from all Victoria’s Secret models. Next year it’s going to be different. Watch out Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana …

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Ana Beatriz Barros models for JLO

February 19th, 20083 comments

When you’re fat, oh pardon me, pregnant, undesirable and have your own clothing line, it’s always a good idea to hire someone sexier to model your clothes. Which is exactly what Jennifer Lopez did or was forced to do. Now instead of looking at a topless, pregnant manatee modeling JLO you get to see a …

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Ana Beatriz Barros does Stuff

June 1st, 2007Respond

I always admire Stuff’s airbrush artists. They alter models like Ana Beatriz Barros to the point where when I meet them in real life, dependent upon the time it takes me to disable this ankle monitor, I’ll always feel slightly let down. Albeit, let down with a raging boner and a blossoming wet spot on …

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In other news

March 14th, 2007Respond

Alessandra Ambrosio visits club Hyde. [Bastardly]
Baby panda sneeze shakes the world. [CityRag]
Donald Trump can’t stop bashing Rosie. [Glitterati]
The Academy snubbed Eddie Murphy as payback? [Celebitchy]

A Blades of Glory contest. [Evil Beet]
Celebrity drug quotes. [Celebrity Smack]
More Ana Beatriz Barros. [Grumpiest]
Robbie Williams brings new meaning to chain smoking. [SOW]

Mischa Barton parties till she pukes. [HB]
The future Beckham …

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Smelly blogasm

February 26th, 2007Respond

Kelly Brook - Girls of FHM - 2007. Need I say more? [Bastardly]
Angelina Jolie returns to Africa. [HB]
Worst hair and makeup at the Oscars. [Celebitchy]
The aliens are amongst us. [Ninjadude]

John Travolta’s Oscar rug. [CityRag]
Fun art with celebrities. [Celebrity Smack]
Eddie Murphy is a sore loser? [Dlisted]
Jimmy Kimmel’s take on Al Gore’s inconvenient song. [SOW]

Reno 911 gets …

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2006

November 18th, 2006221 comments

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here.
I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring:
Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Oluchi Onweagba, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Heather Marks, Katja Shchekina, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Caroline Winberg, Caroline Trentini, Andi Muise, …

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