I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There’s nothing sexier than Victoria’s Secret Angel Ana Beatriz Barros in a sheer bra with razor burns.

Every year, Victoria’s Secret has their lingerie fashion show and every year I check my mailbox for an invite and every year I find a reminder from the court telling me to stay 500 yards away from all Victoria’s Secret models. Next year it’s going to be different. Watch out Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Heidi Klum, Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart and all the rest. This sexy beast is coming for you. So, please, don’t warn the cops and don’t even try to hide your underwear. I’ll find it eventually. I’ve been practicing with my Where’s Waldo books. A few more after the jump or click any photo for the full gallery.

When you’re fat, oh pardon me, pregnant, undesirable and have your own clothing line, it’s always a good idea to hire someone sexier to model your clothes. Which is exactly what Jennifer Lopez did or was forced to do. Now instead of looking at a topless, pregnant manatee modeling JLO you get to see a topless Ana Beatriz Barros modeling JLO. I think their message is pretty clear. No fatties allowed.

I always admire Stuff’s airbrush artists. They alter models like Ana Beatriz Barros to the point where when I meet them in real life, dependent upon the time it takes me to disable this ankle monitor, I’ll always feel slightly let down. Albeit, let down with a raging boner and a blossoming wet spot on my pants, but let down nonetheless.

• Alessandra Ambrosio visits club Hyde. [Bastardly]
• Baby panda sneeze shakes the world. [CityRag]
• Donald Trump can’t stop bashing Rosie. [Glitterati]
• The Academy snubbed Eddie Murphy as payback? [Celebitchy]

• A Blades of Glory contest. [Evil Beet]
• Celebrity drug quotes. [Celebrity Smack]
• More Ana Beatriz Barros. [Grumpiest]
• Robbie Williams brings new meaning to chain smoking. [SOW]

• Mischa Barton parties till she pukes. [HB]
• The future Beckham castle. [NinjaDude]
• An alien brother on the way? [Celebslam]
• Kerri Kasem is still around? [DH]
• The tossing acid lady. [CH]

• Kelly Brook – Girls of FHM – 2007. Need I say more? [Bastardly]
• Angelina Jolie returns to Africa. [HB]
• Worst hair and makeup at the Oscars. [Celebitchy]
• The aliens are amongst us. [Ninjadude]

• John Travolta’s Oscar rug. [CityRag]
• Fun art with celebrities. [Celebrity Smack]
• Eddie Murphy is a sore loser? [Dlisted]
• Jimmy Kimmel’s take on Al Gore’s inconvenient song. [SOW]

• Reno 911 gets the job done. [Pajiba]
• Jessica Biel and Wilmer Valderrama. [Celebslam]
• Ana Beatriz Barros is sexy. [The Grumpiest]
• Will Ferrell’s song at the Oscars. [ICYDK]

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here.

I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Oluchi Onweagba, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Heather Marks, Katja Shchekina, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Caroline Winberg, Caroline Trentini, Andi Muise, Flavia de Oliveira, Ajuma Nasenyana, Hana Soukupova, Angela Lindvall, Raquel Zimmerman, Elise Crombez, Julia Stegner, Doutzen Kroes, Morgane Dubled

So not all of these girls are pictured although they were modeling. The show was filmed on Nov. 16 and will be broadcast ed by CBS on Dec. 5. I’m not sure if they’ll be streaming it over the net again.

Seeing all these beautiful women in one place might take your breath away, but not mine. For me, this is what I call a slow day. No really, I am just that devilishly handsome and charismatic. Ladies can’t resist me and my GHB. A lot more after the jump.