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Andy Dick just got scarier

July 17th, 20082 comments

Before, Andy Dick was just a weird, attention-starved Hollywood celeb. And really, is there any other? We would just laugh along at his antics. Oh look, Andy’s groping Ivanka Trump. There’s Andy getting wasted in LA.
Now that we have his mug shot, we need to stop the jokes or risk getting shanked. This guy looks …

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Andy Dick arrested for sexual battery

July 16th, 20081 comment

Andy Dick was arrested at around 2 a.m. this morning for sexual battery in the parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. The cops responded to a public urination call outside of the eatery. Upon arrival, they found Dick in the passenger seat of a van. He was arrested for groping a 17-year-old’s boobs and …

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Andy Dick still alive, still a douchebag

August 31st, 20072 comments

Last weekend at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, 41-year-old Andy Dick continued his reign of douchebaggery, pissing everyone off.
Stroupe, the club’s managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.
Not only that, but …

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Jon Lovitz doesn’t like Dick

July 17th, 20072 comments

In lighter news, Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick at the Laugh Factory last week. The back story is Jon blames Andy for the death of fellow NewsRadio friend Phil Hartman because Andy gave Phil’s wife cocaine after 10 months of sobriety. 5 months later, Phil’s wife killed him and herself.
Last year, Andy Dick, high …

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I don’t think Ivanka likes Dick

February 5th, 2007Respond

Andy Dick is my hero. No, not really. Andy Dick is an attention starved kid who does nothing but annoy the hell out of people. Ivanka Trump took time off from squeezing her suddenly larger breasts together to appear on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. Andy Dick started molesting her for whatever reason and was forcibly …

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Andy Dick is a follower

December 5th, 20061 comment

Taking a page out of the Kramer play book, Andy Dick lived up to his last name at LA’s Improv comedy club after heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine. Dick went up on stage and joked with Ian, but when he left he shouted at the crowd “You’re all a bunch of niggers!”
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