In an interview with BBC News, Angelina Jolie says she’s ready to quit acting to become a full time mother to her pack of nomadic children. Jolie has already planned a year off after she finishes work in February to do god knows what. Traipse around the world lavishly spending her money?
“I don’t think I’ll …

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Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence about Angelina Jolie. In the upcoming Vogue, Aniston musters the courage to give Angelina a piece of her mind. Aniston tells Vogue: “What Angelina did was very uncool.”
Wow. Did you read that? Not just uncool, but very uncool. Aniston’s finger hasn’t shaken this much in disappointment in years. …

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According to OK! Magazine, 33-year-old Angelina Jolie plays video games to stay fit. It all started when Maddox was trying to convince her that the Nintendo DS is more a personal fitness coach and less a device used to promote a sedentary lifestyle inevitably leading to diabetes.
The source tells OK! that Angie’s eldest son Maddox, …

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Angelina Jolie was photoshopped to perfection for the cover of the upcoming UK issue of Bazaar. She looks sexy as hell. They even covered up that big veiny thing on her forehead. Thanks guys. My penis and I owe you one.

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This is for all you hardcore Angelina Jolie fans or Jennifer Aniston sympathizers. The quote making its way around the internets today is from an interview Angelina did with the New York Times. While talking about letting her kids watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith, she let slip, “Not a lot of people get to see …

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Angelina Jolie went on Today show to promote Changeling and the conversation predictably steered towards her growing multicultural army of pint size mercenaries. Matt Lauer asked if Angelina will be adding to her collection anytime soon and she gives a definite, “Yeah.” With some prodding Angelina explains that the process can’t even begin until the …

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The November issue of W features an interview with Angelina Jolie where she reveals she’s already bought Maddox knives. Gasp!
“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She emphasizes that the knife blades are …

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Angelina Jolie will be featured on the cover of the November issue of W breastfeeding one her twins. The photo is said to be part of a touching series shot by Brad Pitt.
Touching series. Sure. You know Brad just wanted people to know he’s banging Angelina Jolie and that he can take nude pics of …

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