Other celebrity competitors at the Nautica Triathlon included:
Eliza Dushku, Finished: 2:22:31.2 (She has no swim time so does that mean she didn’t complete it?) Hotter than Jennifer Lopez
Anna Kournikova, Relay, Finished: 1:29:03.1, Again, hotter than Jennifer Lopez
Brittany Daniel: No idea what her time is, but I hear she can bench press a Buick
Notable mentions:
Matthew McConaughey, …
I was pretty disappointed to discover Anna Kournikova’s recent photo shoot with Sports Illustrated was just of her dressed in a skirt and power suit. It seemed SI cared more about what was going on in her life rather than what she looked like with as little clothes on as possible. What happened to us …
In an exclusive interview with Sports Illustrated, Anna Kournikova says she’s “not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox,” since leaving the pro circuit. Thanks, but no one cares. Show us your tits!
“Girls look at him. Guys look at me,” she told Sports Illustrated. “It goes with the job, but it gets …
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Anna Kournikova was spotted in Miami in a white bikini giving everyone huge boners. According to news reports. Ok. My news report. Ok. I just said it into my webcam all serious-like. Ok. I don’t have a webcam and that boner I mentioned is mine. Also, there was no report of any kind. Unless you …
Here’s Anna Kournikova eating on a yacht in her bikini. Anna sucked at tennis, but she was always a pro at giving me boners. There you go guys. If any of you ever deliver Anna’s eulogy, I just gifted you your entire speech.
Anna Kournikova showed up at the beach the other day reaffirming my suspicion that she does indeed look sexy in a bikini. Tomorrow, a lecture will be held on the bounce factor of her boobs and how it directly relates to erections.
Enrique Iglesias drew a lot of attention when he told a Swedish magazine he had gotten secretly married and divorced to Anna Kournikova. It turns out, he was only joking and is still together with Anna. Bad news for me because I already mailed Anna two of my used boxers. Sorry Enrique, but when Anna …
Anna Kournikvova and a Miami surfer had a minor tiff when she yelled at him and his puppy, “That dog should be on a fucking leash!” To which the surfer replied, “Maybe you should be on a fucking leash!” Ooooh, snap!
“All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.” Embarrassed, Kournikova walked around the …
