The Daily News says that the reason Anna Kournikova didn’t participate in Sunday’s Malibu Triathlon is because her womb has become infected with Enrique Iglesias’ demon seed which has been ...
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Saturday night in Vegas, former tennis star/model Anna Kournikova got into a tussle with an unidentified woman. The two were at Lavo when a woman sitting at the next table ...
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Other celebrity competitors at the Nautica Triathlon included:
Eliza Dushku, Finished: 2:22:31.2 (She has no swim time so does that mean she didn’t complete it?) Hotter than Jennifer Lopez
Anna Kournikova, Relay, ...
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I was pretty disappointed to discover Anna Kournikova’s recent photo shoot with Sports Illustrated was just of her dressed in a skirt and power suit. It seemed SI cared more ...
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In an exclusive interview with Sports Illustrated, Anna Kournikova says she’s “not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox,” since leaving the pro circuit. Thanks, but no ...
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Anna Kournikova was spotted in Miami in a white bikini giving everyone huge boners. According to news reports. Ok. My news report. Ok. I just said it into my webcam ...
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Here’s Anna Kournikova eating on a yacht in her bikini. Anna sucked at tennis, but she was always a pro at giving me boners. There you go guys. If any ...
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Anna Kournikova showed up at the beach the other day reaffirming my suspicion that she does indeed look sexy in a bikini. Tomorrow, a lecture will be held on the ...
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