Anna Kournikova Might Be Pregnant

The Daily News says that the reason Anna Kournikova didn’t participate in Sunday’s Malibu Triathlon is because her womb has become infected with Enrique Iglesias’ demon seed which has been ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova Throws Down

Saturday night in Vegas, former tennis star/model Anna Kournikova got into a tussle with an unidentified woman. The two were at Lavo when a woman sitting at the next table ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Wasn’t the Only One

Other celebrity competitors at the Nautica Triathlon included: Eliza Dushku, Finished: 2:22:31.2 (She has no swim time so does that mean she didn’t complete it?) Hotter than Jennifer Lopez Anna Kournikova, Relay, ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova Shoots in a Bikini

I was pretty disappointed to discover Anna Kournikova’s recent photo shoot with Sports Illustrated was just of her dressed in a skirt and power suit. It seemed SI cared more ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova Wants You to Know She Still Exists

In an exclusive interview with Sports Illustrated, Anna Kournikova says she’s “not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox,” since leaving the pro circuit. Thanks, but no ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova Wears White Bikinis

Anna Kournikova was spotted in Miami in a white bikini giving everyone huge boners. According to news reports. Ok. My news report. Ok. I just said it into my webcam ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini on a Yacht

Here’s Anna Kournikova eating on a yacht in her bikini. Anna sucked at tennis, but she was always a pro at giving me boners. There you go guys. If any ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova Does the Bikini Thing

Anna Kournikova showed up at the beach the other day reaffirming my suspicion that she does indeed look sexy in a bikini. Tomorrow, a lecture will be held on the ... Read More »

Enrique Didn’t Break Up With Anna

Enrique Iglesias drew a lot of attention when he told a Swedish magazine he had gotten secretly married and divorced to Anna Kournikova. It turns out, he was only joking ... Read More »

Anna Kournikova Got Owned

Anna Kournikvova and a Miami surfer had a minor tiff when she yelled at him and his puppy, “That dog should be on a fucking leash!” To which the surfer ... Read More »

In Other News

This god awful boring news day is almost over. Now it’s time to sit back and watch shows from Monday like Prison Break and Heroes. Paris Hilton posed with Judi Dench. ... Read More »