AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes may look happy filming scenes for 90210, but underneath lies a pain and heartache few will ever know. You see, I spoke with them and they told me “Michelle Jaston meant a lot to… oh what? Michael Jackson died? Who the hell is Michael Jackson?”
Edit: It’s Lowndes. Got the two …
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Getting out of a car in a short dress is an art form only mastered with years of practice. It takes perfect execution to swing both legs out at the same time. That’s why young celebrities such as AnnaLynne McCord are always being photographed with their legs spread apart like it they were on the …
I think everybody and their mother has gone for the obligatory bj with teeth joke with these pics. Suffice to say, I won’t go there. I’ll just offer AnnaLynne some advice. Practice on something other than a banana. I don’t want you overdosing on protein when you’re, you know, blowing me. How would I explain …
AnnaLynne McCord showed with 3 inches of fabric on to the premiere of her new movie, Fired Up (initials “FU”, snicker). Not sure the premise of the film, but I hear it’ll be great. The best thing since Schindler’s List. “I haven’t been this excited for something since Baskin Robin’s free scoop Tuesday,” said Roger …
Ha ha. See what I did there? Because pussy is slang for both cat and vagina and being how all of you are perverts, you probably thought this was the latter. Admit it. I got you good.
AnnaLynne McCord tried on the clothes the other day and managed to turn it into a photo op. Bravo, but it’s going to take more than this to move past Heidi and Spencer on the D-list. Those two have nearly perfected the art of shameless self-promotion. They’d turn their mother’s funeral into a 5 page …
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90210 the next generation cast member and Nip/Tuck raging slut AnnaLynne McCord showed up at South Beach in a bikini over the weekend. Her belly button sort of freaks me out because it looks like a clitoris, but whatever. Also, that guy next to her should really teach her how to throw a football better. …
Up until a week ago, AnnaLynne McCord was a virtual unknown. Now in some kind of big PR sweep, she’s everywhere. For example, here, on the set of the 90210 reboot where she’s taking a dump and deep throating a piece of bread. That AnnaLynne. She’s going places!
