AnnaLynne McCord (90210) woke up last Friday, said “screw it” and put up a photo of herself on Twitter without the heavy makeup she usually cakes on her face. She tweeted, “I woke up this morning and decided I’m over Hollywood’s perfection requirement. To all my girls (and boys) who have.”

It was a pretty refreshing tweet unlike the ones Kim Kardashian does where she says she’s nude but still has makeup on and doesn’t even show any boob thereby increasing your rage twofold. I applaud her, but, yikes. Maybe Instagram with a little soften filter wouldn’t have been the worst thing.

AnnaLynne McCord (90210) posted a photo of her modeling a necklace to Twitter on January 6. Sadly (for her and, um, us, I guess), it wasn’t until today we find out that her nipple was also in the shot (NSFW picture here).

A killjoy fan told her about it on Twitter and she cropped her nipple out, re-posted it and thanked whoever warned her. Sheesh. What a goody-two-shoes. Go back to finishing school, jerk.

Well, not exactly a bikini, more like a swimsuit, but the point is, AnnaLynne McCord was at a hotel in LA filming a pool party scene. In the middle of December. It must have been cold because she rushed to that blanket like Dina Lohan rushes at an Us Weekly reporter.

AnnaLynne McCord was shooting scenes fro 90210 at the beach in Seal Beach, CA on Wednesday. This episode seems to involve some American Gladiator stuff. Both of which means she needs to be in a bikini. I wonder if the writers write around the fact every other episode needs to have one of the main girls in a two-piece. Because that would be pretty rad. Where do I apply for this job? Can my spec script just be “AnnaLynne McCord fighting a bear. On the beach!”?

Speaking of AnnaLynne McCord, she took a break from filming 90210 in West Hollywood to hang out with her British boyfriend John Doe from John Doe, er Lincoln from Prison Break, I mean, Dominic Purcell.

Clearly AnnaLynne is dating him because he gives incredible mustache rides.

AnnaLynne McCord was pelted with eggs and water balloons while walking through UCLA campus in her underwear on Thursday while filming scenes for 90210. Many critics of 90210 described the experience as cathartic.

Note that I was supposed to be one of the extras but they wouldn’t let me on set with my hard boiled eggs and frozen water balloons. What a bunch of sissies.

AnnaLynne McCord spent the day at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas wearing a bikini, I assume, which was covered by a jean jacket. Who wears this to a pool? Take it off! *Shotguns beer, takes a shot of whiskey, chucks dollar bill at woman*

AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Stroup and the rest of the 90210 cast were filming a wedding reception scene for the show. One of the takes required AnnaLynne to do the splits but she couldn’t so Tristan Wilds planted his hands firmly on her ass and pushed her hips down to the floor.

While McCord’s legs were being torn apart, Tristan whispered in her ear, “Mmm, is this as good for you as it is for me, baby?” Of course that last part didn’t happen but this would have been way more interesting if it did.

AnnaLynne McCord filmed scenes for 90210 in Westwood yesterday dressed as one of the blue cats from Avatar. According to TV Guide, she does this to impress a guy she meets on the internet. Because any guy you meet on the internet will be a nerd and into Avatar. It’s a scientific fact.

Jessica Stroup, AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes were also at the CBS Summer Press Tour Party. AnnaLynne McCord is arguably the least attractive out of the three but she more than makes up for it by acting real ladylike. I bet all the boys love her because she’s “fun.”

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The only time AnnaLynne McCord is interesting is when she slips a nipple. Like here for instance. McCord was at the beach in Miami with her sister Angel when her nipple slipped out when she was messing with her bikini. Tee-hee. In half of these photos, she’s posing for the camera. This is about as accidental as me elbowing Spencer Pratt in the eye.

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AnnaLynne McCord hit up Hermosa Beach on Sunday to play sexy volleyball which should be its own Olympic sport. It’d be like regular volleyball, but the scoring would be a little different. Like if you show your tits, you get extra points, but the amount is entirely determined on how big of an erection I get. The IOC should get on this.

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Not sure why there have been a thousand pictures of AnnaLynne McCord lately. She’s not particularly famous or interesting. The most controversy that ever surrounded her was that she might have kissed a girl. Despite this, her pictures are everywhere. Most of the time she’s in a bikini which makes these relatively boring. I’m not even sure why she was at Wet Republic. Was this where the “Blowing Air Kisses” championships were held? It was wasn’t it? She told me it was next week in Arizona! Curses! You’ve made a very powerful enemy, AnnaLynne.