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Ahhh! It’s a Ghost!

No offense to Anne Hathaway, but I don’t think we could ever have sex or I’d have a really hard time trying to maintain an erection. I like my partners ... Read More »

This Post Brought to You by the Color Orange

Valentino needs to chill with the bronzer. Any more and people are going to start confusing him with an Oompa Loompa. It’s not the most flattering thing when kids come ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Was at the Oscars

I can’t get past Anne Hathaway’s exaggerated features. If you drew a caricature of her, she’d just be two eyes, a nose and a gaping mouth on roller skates. Plus, ... Read More »

Robert Downey Jr. Will Make a Great Grandpa

This Newsweek interview with Brad Pitt, Anne Hathaway, Robert Downey Jr., Frank Langella and Sally Hawkins started out innocently enough with them answering questions like if they Google themselves. Brad ... Read More »

The Golden Globes Is Haunted

These photos were labeled as Anne Hathaway at the Golden Globes, but I think it’s a trick. It’s really a ghost taking on the form of Anne Hathaway. Eeek! Run ... Read More »

Someone Is Getting Fired

The Golden Globe Awards aren’t until this Sunday, but apparently the guy who runs their website has no idea because yesterday, a gold star appeared in front of Anne Hatahway’s ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Is Low-Cut

You may be quick to point out that I linked to this earlier today but, dude, tits. Almost. Anne Hathway was at an amfAR event wearing this dress with a ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Knows How to Pick Them

All you have to do to date Anne Hathaway is be a loser. She likes those types of guys. You can either commit fraud like her now imprisoned ex, Raffaello ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Does Vogue

The topic of discussion for the day is: Do black and white photos make half-naked chicks look classier? I’d like to think it does. That way, when I stalk admire ... Read More »

David Letterman Wants to Know

Anne Hathaway was on David Letterman last night where she was grilled about her relationship with the now incarcerated Raffaello Follieri. At one point, Anne looked towards Paul for assistance, ... Read More »

I Can Has Butt Sex?

In the latest issue of Esquire, Anne Hathaway says that all women should try anal sex. I suggest if you’re a woman, you listen to Anne. She seems to know ... Read More »

Raffaello Follieri Pled Guilty, Given 5 Years

Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri, has been sentenced to 5 years in prison for his part in a real estate scam where he pretended to work for the Vatican and ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway’s Private Diaries Confiscated by the FBI

Rush & Molloy are reporting that the feds have raided Raffaello Follieri’s $37,500 a month Trump Tower condo and confiscated Anne Hathaway’s journals. Ever since Raffaello was charged with 11 ... Read More »

Snitches Get Stitches

A few days after Anne Hathaway broke up with Raffaello Folleri, he was suddenly arrested for a $6 million real estate scheme. The New York Daily News now suggests Anne ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Is Easily Tricked

Anne Hathaway was taken aback by yesterday’s arrest of her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri. Sources say Anne “never thought it could be this bad” and “even when he turned himself in ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway’s Ex-Boyfriend Arrested

Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend has been arrested again. This time for fraud. Raffaello Follieri, 29, is accused of running a real estate investment scheme where he claimed to be a representative ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Is Single

Anne Hathaway is said to have broken up with her fund embezzeling boyfriend Raffaello Follieri because of the effects his business could have on her career. Raffaello’s charity, the Follieri ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Has Sexy Stories

Anne Hathaway and Steve Carrell star in the soon to be released Get Smart and now is about the time they give a few funny anecdotes to promote the movie. ... Read More »

I Don’t Remember This Happening

I used to watch Get Smart as a kid. The shoe phone, the cone of silence and the overall obliviousness is what I fondly remember. I don’t, however, remember a ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Is Friendly

What’s going on here? Did he get bitten by a poisonous snake and now Anne Hathaway has to suck out the venom while he calls for help? That has to ... Read More »
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