Sorry for the late start today. What you see on tv is a total lie. The sun’s rays do not turn into a hand and then pimp slap a sleeping boy. So how about that Antonella Barba? She was finally kicked off the show. You’re probably wondering what the future holds for her. Yesterday, SugarDVD offered her $500,000 to become their new spokesperson. Many of you already know SugarDVD is the largest online renter of adult DVDs.

If Barba signs, her first gig would be hosting a launch party for their new video-on-demand service. (The Sugar CEO) said he welcomed a bidding war, “You saw her photos online, she’s smokin’. We will not lose because of money.

Before SugarDVD was James Francis who offered Antonella $250,000 to host a Girls Gone Wild video. Hugh Hefner has also expressed moderate interest in Antonella doing a Playboy spread.

Absent from the list of possible future careers is a singing contract. You’d think at least one label would express interest in her. She was picked to be on the show before any pictures after all. It seems people are only interested in seeing her naked. Shame on you America. By the way, here are some of those Antonella Barba pictures. A lot more here.

Civil rights activists are not happy with American Idol’s decision to allow Antonella Barba to continue. A celebrity rally will be held Tuesday at the Kodak Theater to protest what many think is Idol’s double standard. Four seasons ago, Frenchie Davis had porno (She claims lingerie. Ahem, no, they were porno) shots which were never seen by the public or Idol producers that led to her being kicked off the show. This is in contrast to Idol letting Antonella stay despite her one-girl wet t-shirt contest at the WWII Memorial.

Without beating around the bush, civil rights activist Najee Ali, celebrities, community leaders and Chris Tian & Friends for Frenchie Davis, will confront “American Idol” this Tuesday claiming a double standard exists.

I didn’t watch Idol four seasons ago, so I looked up Frenchie Davis. Trust me, she’s not someone you want to see naked. In fact, thank you Idol for kicking her off and ending everyone’s inevitable misery over said pictures. Furthermore, those shots of Antonella Barba giving a bj have been discredited which further distances her from Frenchie. And while it’s true they may both just be avid models, that’s where the similarities end. There’s a big difference between making my pants tight and scarring my retina. Lots more pictures after the jump and here.

Antonella Barba, now famous for defiling the WWII memorial, has survived another round of cuts on American Idol. While she would probably like to attribute this to her singing ability and on stage presence, it’s more likely due to throngs of horny teenagers and horny middle-aged men voting in during their date with Rosy Palms.

There’s also word that Hugh Hefner is very interested in offering Antonella a spread in Playboy. And they say the only thing you get from being a slut is a screaming baby and welfare. Pfft.

Executive American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, has said Antonella Barba will not be disqualified for those nude pictures floating around the net. The only people who have the power to vote her off is the American public and hopefully that won’t happen until every last picture of Antonella has been ferreted out.

Simon Cowell said yesterday at the Playboy Mansion, of all places, that the photos “[should] not affect her standing on the show, and if the public wants to keep her in, they’ll keep her in.” He added, “These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life.

Ryan Seacrest also commented saying it was “tacky and disgusting.” Later on he clarified, “Boobies are gross. Ewwww.” while tightly gripping his microphone like a security blanket.

Based on reports from last night’s American Idol, Antonella Barba may be doing the walk of shame. The flip side is she’ll be doing a Playboy spread if these pictures are any indication of her bashfulness. These photos have actually been making the rounds throughout various blogs. The most popular one is of her sitting half naked on a toilet. Larger versions will likely make an appearance. And judging by the sheer amount of photos floating around, her wonderful friends are in agreement. More after the jump.

February 24, 2007: More Antonella pictures of her posing at the WWII memorial.

February 26, 2007: The blow job pictures have been proven fake.

March 4, 2007: Added a lot more pictures. Untagged! More pictures of her at the WWII memorial. Some at New Year’s. Being a janitor, naughty school teacher and showing off her ass.