Shia LaBeouf Apologized With Sky Writing

Having plagiarized Daniel Clowes’ graphic novel and then plagiarizing apologies from famous people because he wanted to make it seem like it was done on purpose, Shia LaBeouf has finally apologized to Clowes for real the only way he knows how.


Justin Bieber Called Bill Clinton to Apologize

After video came out of Justin Bieber peeing in a mop bucket and spraying cleaning solution on a picture of Bill Clinton while shouting “Fuck Bill Clinton,” Bieber thought it would be best to call Bill to apologize.


Courtney Love Is Sorry

Courtney Love popped her social media crazy pills the other day and accused Dave Grohl of seducing her estranged daughter Frances Bean Cobain.


Mark Wahlberg Apologizes for Being a 9/11 Hero

Internet tough guy Mark Wahlberg told Men’s Journal that if he had been on board that 9/11 flight, he wouldn’t have been a pussy like those other passengers and would have taken action, beating up the terrorists and safely landing the plane.