And since I’m bored right now anyway, here’s April Scott whose dedication to photo shoots in skimpy outfits is an inspiration to us all. What’s that? Okay, I’ll leave you two alone. More after the jump.

Due to the recent shortage of Jessica Alba pictures, I have temporarily moved on to the next best thing. Meet April Scott who I affectionately refer to as Jessica Alba 2. April Scott is a woman of mystery and intrigue. You can see her next in The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning. Her rocketship to international fame comes out straight to video in 2007. April, if Jessica Alba is ever kidnapped and never heard from again due to 5ft thick concrete walls, the torch will be passed to you.