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There Will Be a ‘Twins’ Sequel

In “we ran out of ideas so we’re just going to start cashing in on nostalgia from the 80′s” news, there’s going to be an unnecessary Twins sequel. You know that movie that ... Read More »

Arnold and Stallone Have Surgery Together

Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on his WhoSay page the above snapshot of him and Sylvester Stallone side by side in hospital beds waiting for shoulder surgery. He wrote, “After all the action, ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger Gives Amazing DVD Commentary

The great thing about this Arnold Schwarzenegger commentary for the Total Recall DVD is Arnold  missing the point of commentary. For most of the film, he simply narrates instead of providing ... Read More »

Maria Shriver Could Net $100m From Divorce

Arnold Schwarzenegger banged his maid 10 years ago, had a secret love child with her and now his wife, Maria Shriver, is all like “I want a divorce.” Women. Amirite? Anyway, ... Read More »

Maria Shriver Leaked the Arnold Baby Story

Maria Shriver may have been so wrought by anger that she herself leaked the Arnold Schwarzenegger baby scandal. Sources connected to Skeletor say she was “hysterical” when she found out about ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has More Illegitimate Children

According to Jane Seymour who is somehow privy to this kind of information, Arnold Schwarzenegger has at least two more bastard kids. At the premiere of Love Marriage Wedding, Jane ... Read More »

Arnold Has More Mistresses, Had Sex With a 16-Year-Old

Mildred Patricia Baena has opened the floodgates for more mistresses to come out of the woodwork. The first being Gigi Jeffers aka Gigi Goyette who has hired famed celebrity ambulance ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Affair Got Creepier

By now, everyone knows that Arnold Schwarzenegger knocked up his maid, Mildred Patricia Baena, 10 years ago. What everyone might not know is that both Mildred and Maria Shriver were ... Read More »

Arnold’s Mistress Threatened to go Public

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mistress, Mildred Patricia Baena (Patty), threatened to go public with their affair when Arnold fired from her job after decades of service to try and save his marriage ... Read More »

Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver

Following news that his father, Arnold Schwarzenegger, fathered a secret son 10 years ago, Patrick Schwarzenegger changed his name to Patrick Shriver out of shame, not because it was a ... Read More »

Pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son and Mistress

Mildred Patricia Baena. That is the alleged staffer Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair and fathered a kid with. Now, for the first time, pictures of Mildred and Arnold’s other 13-year-old ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger Fathered a Secret Child With the Help

The LA Times dropped a bombshell yesterday when they shed light on why Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split after 25 years of marriage. According to the report, Maria Shriver ended ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Split

I managed to spell Arnold Schwarzenegger without looking it up. Admit it. You’re proud of me. Anyway, after 25 years of marriage, the former governor and Maria Shriver have called ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger Rides a Bike

I always thought Arnold Schwarzenegger would never ride something this dorky but here he is gaying out riding London cycle hire bikes across Potters Fields Park with the Mayor of ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a beautiful siren

Courtesy of FilmDrunk, here’s every Arnold Schwarzenegger scream from every Arnold movie. Let this be your definitive guide for Arnold Schwarzenegger screams. I particularly like the one where he goes ... Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a sense of humor

Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill the other day. Stay with me, it gets a little more exciting. SFBG says “it’s the kind of bill that legislators offer on behalf of ... Read More »