You know what would make an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie even better?
Arnold Schwarzenegger loves crushing things. Especially with tanks.
The red band trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Sabotage debuted today and, while it looks pretty dumb, it also looks like fantastic mindless action that brings you back to the old days of Schwarzenegger movies.
Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover at Gold’s Gym dressed as Howard to promote health and fitness and the After-School All-Stars program.
In case you missed it, here’s a compilation of every kill that Arnold Schwarzenegger has made throughout his movies.
Shortly after Vitali Klitschko tweeted a topless selfie imitating Arnold Schwarezenegger with the caption, “Ish … .
Journalists, take note. This is how every interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger should go.
After buying a bunch of storage lockers after Penthouse founder Bob Guccione went bankrupt, a man discovered an old photo of a “young Arnold Schwarzenegger” performing a sex act.
You’d think that with two terms as governor, a humiliating sex scandal, and dozens of cringe-inducing one-liners behind him, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be content to just kick back on a beach in Tahiti and play grab-ass with a few blondes (or chunky Latina housemaids).
Arnold Schwarzenegger did an AMA on Reddit yesterday to promote The Last Stand.
Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his triumphant return to starring roles in The Last Stand.
In this classic clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger, he explains Christmas in Austria which is a little different than in America in that the Devil shows up and terrorizes the children before Santa comes.
Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat down with ESPN’s 30 for 30 Shorts.
The only thing that ran through my mind when looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s white goatee was “please let him be preparing to film a follow-up to Tim Allen’s Santa Clause 3.” Not that that’s something I want to see, but it’ll be funny when he can’t shave it off for three months after everyone starts telling him it looks sort of ridiculous.
In “we ran out of ideas so we’re just going to start cashing in on nostalgia from the 80’s” news, there’s going to be an unnecessary Twins sequel.
Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on his WhoSay page the above snapshot of him and Sylvester Stallone side by side in hospital beds waiting for shoulder surgery.
The great thing about this Arnold Schwarzenegger commentary for the Total Recall DVD is Arnold missing the point of commentary.
Arnold Schwarzenegger banged his maid 10 years ago, had a secret love child with her and now his wife, Maria Shriver, is all like “I want a divorce.” Women.
Maria Shriver may have been so wrought by anger that she herself leaked the Arnold Schwarzenegger baby scandal.