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‘The Last Stand': Austrian Walker Ranger

You’d think that with two terms as governor, a humiliating sex scandal, and dozens of cringe-inducing one-liners behind him, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be content to just kick back on a beach in Tahiti and play grab-ass with a few blondes (or chunky Latina housemaids).

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Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa Clause

The only thing that ran through my mind when looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s white goatee was “please let him be preparing to film a follow-up to Tim Allen’s Santa Clause 3.” Not that that’s something I want to see, but it’ll be funny when he can’t shave it off for three months after everyone starts telling him it looks sort of ridiculous.

Maria Shriver Could Net $100m From Divorce

Arnold Schwarzenegger banged his maid 10 years ago, had a secret love child with her and now his wife, Maria Shriver, is all like “I want a divorce.” Women.