Ashlee Simpson in a Bikini

While Jessica Simpson, who has yet to be pregnant, denies rumors that she’s getting a breast reduction to make herself look skinny, Ashlee Simpson (left side), who’s had one kid, is on vacation in Mexico in a hot little bikini denying rumors that her ass was genetically engineered by horny scientists.


It Was All Ashlee Simpson’s Fault

When Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz, her side said it was because Pete was touring too much and was never home and that she didn’t sign up to be a single mother.


Ashlee to do Chicago

Apparently, the folks at Chicago didn’t get the memo from Melrose Place that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is a terrible actress.


Ashlee Simpson is passive agressive

While Jessica Simpson is singing at local fairs and trying to catch the greased pig that stole her paycheck, her sister Ashlee is raising her 10-month old son Bronx and starring in the remake of Melrose Place and being generally successful.