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Ashlee Simpson is having a girl

July 17th, 2008Respond

Star Magazine via a source says that the due date for Ashlee and Pete’s baby will be Oct. 31 and that it’ll be a girl. “When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!”
Oh, if you were wondering if …

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Ashlee Simpson is growing

July 2nd, 2008Respond

Remember when you thought that if Ashlee Simpson had bigger breasts it would make up for her complete lack of talent and dull personality? Well, hey, guess what. She’s pregnant now, her boobs are getting bigger and it hasn’t made up for any of those things. Surprise!

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Ashlee Simpson might be having twins

June 13th, 2008Respond

Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor. He said he was tired when he made the slip.
“That was way wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos it was 7am.
“I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally mispoke ‘cos we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I …

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Ashlee Simpson is growing

June 11th, 2008Respond

Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy. Her boobs are growing! This is sort of bad for her marriage though. If you graphed the relationship between Ashlee’s chest size and Pete Wentz’s sexual interest in her, then as chest size rose, Pete’s sexual interest would decline. Because he’s a fairy, you see. …

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Pete Wentz is pregnant

May 29th, 2008Respond

Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along. They just wanted to wait until the first trimester to let everyone know.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. …

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Today in celebrity marriages

May 28th, 2008Respond

Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, “I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” …

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Pete Wentz is hilarious

May 27th, 20081 comment

Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny prank on the paparazzi. They’re being photographed, but you can’t see Pete’s face! Isn’t that humorous? No, not really. It would have been a lot …

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Yahoo has a sense of humor

May 22nd, 2008Respond

Yahoo posted this on their front page the other day. Either this was a playful jab at Ashlee Simpson or they really couldn’t figure out which one the horse was. In Yahoo’s defense, I’ve been staring at this for the past 5 minutes and I still don’t know either.
[via hoodmonkey]

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