Thank goodness

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson might be moving away from Hollywood to shield their kid from the constant paparazzi.

How can this fail?

Joe Simpson is attempting to revive Ashlee Simpson’s music career.

Ashlee Simpson is an actress now

Following her empty performances on 7th Heaven and most recent cameo on CSI: New York with husband Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson has decided to put her music career on hold and become an actress once again.

Pete Wentz should shut up

Pete Wentz went on SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up! and started flapping his gums again.

Bronx Mowgli won’t be sold

Rumors circulated yesterday that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were shopping around exclusive photos of their kid Bronx Mowgli but no one wanted them.

Pete and Ashlee’s baby is worthless

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are coming to the stark realization that their baby, Bronx Mowgli, is worth less than the vagina it came out of.

Fired over this?

Cover Awards reports that Page Six reports that OK!

Pete Wentz says you don’t know

Pete Wentz had a little heart to heart with Ryan Seacrest on his show about the origins of his baby’s name, Bronx Mowgli.

They named him Mowgli

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to a 7 lbs., 11 oz., baby boy on Thursday night.