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Ashlee Simpson May Be Pregnant Again

Shock! Horror! Ashlee Simpson could be pregnant again if this report from Star is to be believed. A source told the mag that Simpson is “just a few weeks along” ... Read More »

This Is What Marriage Is All About

If you thought marriage was a contract binding you to a life of responsibility and maturity, think again. Marriage is awesome. Especially when the wife isn’t around and is instead ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson’s Marriage Is in Trouble

Ashlee Simpson is not happy in her role as stay-at-home mom. Her jealousy of Pete Wentz going out every night and partying is beginning to manifest itself. An insider says: “Ashlee ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is an Actress Now

Following her empty performances on 7th Heaven and most recent cameo on CSI: New York with husband Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson has decided to put her music career on hold ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica’s Weight

Ashlee Simpson took to her blog to defend her sister Jessica from those meanies calling her fat. I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Should Shut Up

Pete Wentz went on SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up! and started flapping his gums again. This time about the taste of Ashlee’s breast milk. According to Pete it was, “soury” ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Likes It Up the Butt

Pete Wentz did what no one wanted him to do and spoke candidly about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. Past, present and future. During an interview with Howard Stern, ... Read More »

Bronx Mowgli Won’t Be Sold

Rumors circulated yesterday that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were shopping around exclusive photos of their kid Bronx Mowgli but no one wanted them. Now a rep for the couple ... Read More »

Pete and Ashlee’s Baby Is Worthless

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are coming to the stark realization that their baby, Bronx Mowgli, is worth less than the vagina it came out of. Page Six reports: “Pete and ... Read More »

Fired Over This?

Cover Awards reports that Page Six reports that OK! Magazine is looking to fire whoever spelled “Ashley” Simpson’s name wrong on the cover of their latest issue. A rep for ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Says You Don’t Know

Pete Wentz had a little heart to heart with Ryan Seacrest on his show about the origins of his baby’s name, Bronx Mowgli. Pete explains that the public doesn’t know ... Read More »

They Named Him Mowgli

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to a 7 lbs., 11 oz., baby boy on Thursday night. Of course, no celebrity baby can be considered a celebrity baby if it didn’t ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson’s Baby Refuses to Come Out

Last week there were rumors that Ashlee was rushed to the hospital because she was finally giving birth. Those rumors were false because she’s still pregnant. Ashlee’s been pregnant since ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Had a White-Trash Birthday Party

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz to Birth Two Douchebags

E! Online’s Marc Malkin is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting twins. However, Tyga may be parroting a rumor Pete started during a radio interview. “They’re having twins,” ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Having a Girl

Star Magazine via a source says that the due date for Ashlee and Pete’s baby will be Oct. 31 and that it’ll be a girl. “When Pete heard he might ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Growing

Remember when you thought that if Ashlee Simpson had bigger breasts it would make up for her complete lack of talent and dull personality? Well, hey, guess what. She’s pregnant ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Might Be Having Twins

Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor. He said he was tired when he made the slip. “That was way wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Growing

Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy. Her boobs are growing! This is sort of bad for her marriage though. If you graphed the relationship between Ashlee’s ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is Pregnant

Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along. They just wanted to wait until the first trimester to let everyone ... Read More »
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