Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along. They just wanted to wait until the first trimester to let everyone know.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. …

Continue reading "Pete Wentz is pregnant"

Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, “I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” …

Continue reading "Today in celebrity marriages"

Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny prank on the paparazzi. They’re being photographed, but you can’t see Pete’s face! Isn’t that humorous? No, not really. It would have been a lot …

Continue reading "Pete Wentz is hilarious"

Yahoo posted this on their front page the other day. Either this was a playful jab at Ashlee Simpson or they really couldn’t figure out which one the horse was. In Yahoo’s defense, I’ve been staring at this for the past 5 minutes and I still don’t know either.
[via hoodmonkey]

Continue reading "Yahoo has a sense of humor"

Joe Simpson sold PEOPLE the rights to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding photos and I’m not too clear on whether this was a wedding or a freak show. Pete’s bulldog was the ring bearer and Pete was wearing a bowtie. Both of them have cheesy smiles and it looks like Ashlee would have had …

Continue reading "This is retarded"

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married over the weekend and you’d expect them to be on their honeymoon and guess what, they are. Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on his KISS-FM show Tuesday that he and Ashlee have signed a pre-nup and are currently honeymooning in their basement. Likely because Pete never moved out …

Continue reading "Pete Wentz is a romantic"

If you were wondering whether Ashlee Simpson wed Pete Wentz over the weekend, she did. If you were wondering whether Pete Wentz is still a fairy, he is. On Saturday, in what PEOPLE describe as an “intimate ceremony,” Ashlee and Pete exchanged vows in front of close friends and family. Joe Simpson officated while Jessica …

Continue reading "Ashlee Simpson is married"

An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense media scrutiny that comes with being Jessica’s boyfriend and being freaked out by Jessica’s dad Joe who started offering unsolicited career advice. Not mentioned is …

Continue reading "Papa Joe likes to meddle"