Remember when you thought that if Ashlee Simpson had bigger breasts it would make up for her complete lack of talent and dull personality?
Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor.
Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy.
Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along.
Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying.
Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday.
Yahoo posted this on their front page the other day.
Joe Simpson sold PEOPLE the rights to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding photos and I’m not too clear on whether this was a wedding or a freak show.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married over the weekend and you’d expect them to be on their honeymoon and guess what, they are.
If you were wondering whether Ashlee Simpson wed Pete Wentz over the weekend, she did.
An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense media scrutiny that comes with being Jessica’s boyfriend and being freaked out by Jessica’s dad Joe who started offering unsolicited career advice.
Us is confirming earlier reports that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will marry this Saturday at a “top secret” location.
Joe Simpson, ever the entrepreneur, is pitching a Newlyweds type show to MTV revolving around his other daughter, Ashlee.
Ashlee Simpson was once again asked about that pesky pregnancy rumor, this time by Ellen DeGeneres, and once again she gave no firm answer.
Joe Simpson has already begun shopping around Ashlee Simpson’s baby photos.
Earlier in the week, Pete Wentz adamantly denied reports that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant, calling it a witch hunt.
Yesterday, sources confirmed to Us Magazine that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant and may have subtly given credence to the rumor that Pete Wentz isn’t afraid of vaginas.
A hasty marriage usually indicates an unplanned pregnancy.
On Wednesday, aspiring lip-syncer Ashlee Simpson and eyeliner enthusiast Pete Wentz announced their engagement.
Last night on Fuse TV, Ashlee Simpson denied rumors that she was engaged to Pete or that she was pregnant.