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Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is Hilarious

Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny ... Read More »

Yahoo Has a Sense of Humor

Yahoo posted this on their front page the other day. Either this was a playful jab at Ashlee Simpson or they really couldn’t figure out which one the horse was. ... Read More »

This Is Retarded

Joe Simpson sold PEOPLE the rights to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding photos and I’m not too clear on whether this was a wedding or a freak show. Pete’s ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is a Romantic

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married over the weekend and you’d expect them to be on their honeymoon and guess what, they are. Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Married

If you were wondering whether Ashlee Simpson wed Pete Wentz over the weekend, she did. If you were wondering whether Pete Wentz is still a fairy, he is. On Saturday, ... Read More »

Papa Joe Likes to Meddle

An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Will Marry This Saturday

Us is confirming earlier reports that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will marry this Saturday at a “top secret” location. Guests, who have been given a “save the date notice,” ... Read More »

The New Newlyweds

Joe Simpson, ever the entrepreneur, is pitching a Newlyweds type show to MTV revolving around his other daughter, Ashlee. Cameras will follow Ashlee and Pete as the go about their ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Coy

Ashlee Simpson was once again asked about that pesky pregnancy rumor, this time by Ellen DeGeneres, and once again she gave no firm answer. Someone should tell Ashlee that was ... Read More »

That Was Fast

Joe Simpson has already begun shopping around Ashlee Simpson’s baby photos. Papa Joe has been asking weeklies to spend $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. Of course, the ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Having a Media Baby

Earlier in the week, Pete Wentz adamantly denied reports that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant, calling it a witch hunt. Tuesday, Ashlee went on TRL and quasi-denied the rumor, saying it ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Isn’t Pregnant?

Yesterday, sources confirmed to Us Magazine that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant and may have subtly given credence to the rumor that Pete Wentz isn’t afraid of vaginas. “Not so”, says ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Pregnant

A hasty marriage usually indicates an unplanned pregnancy. Last Wednesday, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed their engagement. Of course, these two things aren’t related at all. Or are they? ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Are Engaged

On Wednesday, aspiring lip-syncer Ashlee Simpson and eyeliner enthusiast Pete Wentz announced their engagement. “We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Promised to Pete

Last night on Fuse TV, Ashlee Simpson denied rumors that she was engaged to Pete or that she was pregnant. Ashlee said the ring she has is a promise ring, ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Has a Bikini

Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Pete Wentz were in Costa Rica where they found time out of their hectic celebrity lives to lounge around in their swimsuits and do nothing. Oh ... Read More »

Fark You Jamie Lynn

Ashlee Simpson is said to be disappointed over this Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy circus because it took the spotlight off her debut video for her new album Outta My Head. ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is Banned for Christmas

Joe, a Baptist preacher, isn’t too keen on Pete Wentz’s predilection for making out with men and has banned Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, Pete Wentz, from coming over for Christmas. “Joe was ... Read More »

The Other Simpson Sister

Reunited and it feels so good. Ashlee Simpson was recently introduced to her long-lost older sister, Mildred Simpson. She was found dancing in a traveling vaudeville show in the deep, ... Read More »
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