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Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz Are Tough

Ashlee Simpson’s dad and boyfriend tag teamed a bouncer last night after said bouncer pushed Wentz into Ashlee. I tried making that sound as gay as possible. The altercation began ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Jealous for Good Reason

Last weekend in Chicago, Pete Wentz, with Ashlee Simpson in tow, stopped by Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock to help Crobar Chicago co-owner, Mike Matushcka, celebrate his 40th. For ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is a Good Girl

Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Pete Wentz hosted a backstage lounge at Lalapalooza in Chicago over the weekend. They hit up the gifting suites, but failed to give any photo ops ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is a Kitty

Last Friday, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson took a sea plane out to the Hamptons so he could DJ at club Dune. Wentz, who is terrified of flying, says Ashlee ... Read More »

In Other News

I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time? Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati] Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba] Marc ... Read More »

In Other News

How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Does Indeed Have Nipples

What we have here is Ashlee Simpson in Hawaii. I’ve had long debates over Ashlee’s recent plastic surgeries and wondered if she had nipples or were her breasts like Barbie ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson and Taye Diggs Get Cozy

Page Six reports Ashlee Simpson was spotted warming up to a married Taye Diggs at G Spa last week. They took tequila shots and were intimately whispering and intertwining arms for ... Read More »

The 2006 American Music Awards

The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because ... Read More »

In Other News

Not celebrity related, but when you go to Costco and see frozen enchiladas that you can bake or microwave, do not buy it unless you want to remind yourself what ... Read More »

Celebrity MySpace Comments

Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Quite Charming

Jessica Simpson is pretty hit or miss with her looks lately. These pictures are a miss. Don’t get me wrong, the fourth picture is tempting. I’ve always wondered what it ... Read More »

Joe Simpson Is Really Strange

Radar Online is reporting Joe Simpson has a quiet arrangement with WireImage to provide his own exclusive and racy shots of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and it’s starting to piss ... Read More »

Joe Simpson Is Still Perverted

Joe Simpson can only describe his daughter’s boobs so many times and recount his father-daughter bonding moment of helping Jessica fit into her bra for the first time before he ... Read More »

Link Mania

Each day I’m finding more of a reason to visit Madame Tussauds. Now that Jenna Jameson got waxed, I am almost prepared to break open my swear jar. [IDLYITW] Ashlee Simpson ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Transforming

The reports of Ashlee Simpson being the face of Victoria’s Secret Pink line were false. Instead, she was just performing at their launch. Well what a performance it was. Sweat ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Victoria’s Secret Face

Ashlee Simpson has beat out Kelly Clarkson to become the face for Victoria’s Secret new line. Coming in third was a horse. She ought to be able to afford some flashy ... Read More »
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