I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time?
Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati]
Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba]
Marc Anthony dry humps Jennifer Lopez. [Bastardly]
Justin Timberlake is a badass. [Evil Beet]
Six foot tall Kimora Lee is a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears has a hygiene problem. …
How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she has some stupid skull on her foot. A skull? I can’t believe people wanted to bone this chick. She looks like she time traveled from …
What we have here is Ashlee Simpson in Hawaii. I’ve had long debates over Ashlee’s recent plastic surgeries and wondered if she had nipples or were her breasts like Barbie breasts (just kidding, never thought about this, not in a million years, maybe just once).
Ashlee Simpson has indeed answered my questions. She has nipples. One …
Page Six reports Ashlee Simpson was spotted warming up to a married Taye Diggs at G Spa last week.
They took tequila shots and were intimately whispering and intertwining arms for a half hour. A rep for Simpson says she and Diggs are “just friends.”
The story really ends with Ashlee getting plastered and going to town …
The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because it can only get worse. Instead of telling you who won what, here are some of the celebrities that attended. More after the jump along …
Not celebrity related, but when you go to Costco and see frozen enchiladas that you can bake or microwave, do not buy it unless you want to remind yourself what vomiting feels like. It took all my willpower just to keep those things down. Here’s a rundown of what’s going on today. Read these while …
Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities and their friends, then fire up your mouse. I feel so useless that this is old news, but better late than never. Here are Paris …
Jessica Simpson is pretty hit or miss with her looks lately. These pictures are a miss. Don’t get me wrong, the fourth picture is tempting. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to sleep with a squirrel. They like nuts right? The thing with that is I usually don’t like mine to be chewed …
