Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate are reportedly fighting over whether or not to have breast enlargements. Mary-Kate doesn’t want to because she’s into that waifish look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage. Ashley, on the other hand, wants tits. Star writes:
“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous,” …
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Celebrities. They’re just like us
October 30th, 2008Respond
Ashley Olsen can’t take it
October 28th, 2008Respond
Ashley Olsen is fed up with the paparazzi and have called them out for being too aggressive. The 22-year-old 5′1” celebrity says it’s hard for her to escape the flashbulbs because of her troll-like build. Have you seen her walk? It’s like she has no knees.
“Honestly, I’m a wreck, Every time I see a camera, …
Mary-Kate Olsen may have been fired
September 19th, 2008Respond
Rumors are coming in that Ashley Olsen may have fired her sister, Mary-Kate, from their clothing line The Row. Ashley didn’t think Mary-Kate’s partying and all around debauchery was a good image for the company and has asked her to step down.
“She asked her sister to step back from her current responsibilities until she has …
Jealousy grips Lindsay or something
April 22nd, 20082 comments
Yesterday it was all about Lindsay downing Red Bull and Grey Goose, today it’s all about Lindsay getting jealous that Ashley Olsen said “Hi” to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” …
Bikinis don’t fall off of Mary-Kate and Ashley
March 28th, 20083 comments
Even though their rail-thin bodies will never be able to withstand the Santa Ana winds short of nailing their feet to the ground, I’d still hit Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen without hesitation and with much gusto. There’s nothing hotter than the sound of ribs cracking and pelvis’ breaking during sex. Banging the Olsens would roughly …
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Ashley Olsen is a leader
December 21st, 20073 comments
Ashley Olsen and friends are seen here shopping in LA. That act alone shouldn’t be creepy, but it is when you combine that with Ashley’s odd fashion sense. She looks like a witch leading a gang of two bumbling idiots.
PETA hates the Olsen twins
December 11th, 20071 comment
PETA has gone to great lengths to attack the Olsen twins for wearing fur. They have dubbed them The Trollsens and are calling Mary-Kate and Ashley, Hairy Kate and Trashley. They’ve set up both a website and Myspace page for their campaign and they sound pretty sarcastic. From the Myspace,
About me: Hi, we’re Hairy Kate …
Sheryl Crow doesn’t approve
November 15th, 20073 comments
Lance Armstrong’s ex, Sheryl Crow, voiced her disapproval of Lance and Ashley Olsen’s relationship. When she was asked for her thoughts on the matter,
“Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’ “
Lance is 36, Ashley is 21, Sheryl is 45. Um, shouldn’t Sheryl spend more time deciding between cremation or burial and …




