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Johnny Depp Hooked Up With Ashley Olsen

Ashley Olsen recently quit acting so what better way to spend her free time than banging Johnny Depp. The bastion of investigative reporting, In Touch, claims Depp was seen sneaking out of ... Read More »

Ashley Olsen Quits Acting

It’s a sad day folks. Today we’ve lost one half of our finest thespians. That’s right. Ashley Olsen has quit acting. A career that began as a baby that went ... Read More »

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Were at ‘The Union’ Premiere

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen showed so much promise before they turned 18. Now they scare me and I’m genuinely baffled by how they have a multi-million dollar fashion empire. Girls ... Read More »

The Olsen twins still look like this

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen haven’t been heard from in a while because they’ve been swimming around in their money vault like Scrooge McDuck but they made an appearance at the ... Read More »

Celebrities. They’re just like us

Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate are reportedly fighting over whether or not to have breast enlargements. Mary-Kate doesn’t want to because she’s into that waifish look and thinks clothes look better ... Read More »

Ashley Olsen can’t take it

Ashley Olsen is fed up with the paparazzi and have called them out for being too aggressive. The 22-year-old 5’1” celebrity says it’s hard for her to escape the flashbulbs ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen may have been fired

Rumors are coming in that Ashley Olsen may have fired her sister, Mary-Kate, from their clothing line The Row. Ashley didn’t think Mary-Kate’s partying and all around debauchery was a ... Read More »

Jealousy grips Lindsay or something

Yesterday it was all about Lindsay downing Red Bull and Grey Goose, today it’s all about Lindsay getting jealous that Ashley Olsen said “Hi” to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. “Ashley Olsen ... Read More »

Bikinis don’t fall off of Mary-Kate and Ashley

Even though their rail-thin bodies will never be able to withstand the Santa Ana winds short of nailing their feet to the ground, I’d still hit Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ... Read More »

Ashley Olsen is a leader

Ashley Olsen and friends are seen here shopping in LA. That act alone shouldn’t be creepy, but it is when you combine that with Ashley’s odd fashion sense. She looks ... Read More »

PETA hates the Olsen twins

PETA has gone to great lengths to attack the Olsen twins for wearing fur. They have dubbed them The Trollsens and are calling Mary-Kate and Ashley, Hairy Kate and Trashley. ... Read More »

Sheryl Crow doesn’t approve

Lance Armstrong’s ex, Sheryl Crow, voiced her disapproval of Lance and Ashley Olsen’s relationship. When she was asked for her thoughts on the matter, “Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s ... Read More »

Lance Armstrong makes out with Ashley Olsen

Lance Armstrong, Tory Burch’s ex, was seen at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night making out with Ashley Olsen. “They came together with a group of friends. ... Read More »

Witches. Both of them. Witches!

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen share a telepathic connection. In an interview with Marie-Claire, Ashley Olsen said she and her sister “both carry the weight of each other”. She added, “Our bond ... Read More »

Mary-Kate and Ashley are see-through

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at LAX walking around. Mary-Kate showed off her thong in her see-through dress, covering up her face while Ashley was, well, I guess, covering up ... Read More »

Olsens to have matching nose jobs

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are planning to go under the plastic surgery knife for twin nose jobs. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about ... Read More »

Ashley Olsen is loopy

A bra-less Ashley Olsen was smoking and drinking when she realized photogs were taking her picture. She then did the inexplicable and began a series of movements which involved opening ... Read More »

In other news

How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen is enticing

Page Six reports Mary-Kate, without boyfriend Max Snow, and Ashley Olsen partied for the holidays at Chateau Marmont. The evening had them drinking and chain smoking with some groupies. Later ... Read More »