Ashley Tisdale is ugly and no one wants to be with her which is why she likes to live vicariously through Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron.
“I’m a total romantic, I loved watching romantic comedies growing up like ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ and so obviously, like, I just love watching Zac and Vanessa because it is …
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Ashley Tisdale is a voyeur
November 4th, 20084 comments
Because he’s gay, right?
October 9th, 2008Respond
High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale says she and Zac Efron are mutually un-attracted to each other. Even though Zac constantly strokes Ashley’s ego by lying right to her face and telling her she “looks hot.”
“But really, it’s more like siblings than a flirty relationship - he’s seriously like my brother.”
Ashley is ugly and Zac is …
Ashley Tisdale in a bikini
July 3rd, 20081 comment
Here’s someone named Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend Jared Murillo on the beach in Hawaii. The most interesting thing about these photos is her stupid hat. Because you know who else wears stupid hats? Circus monkeys. Connection?
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Ashley Tisdale doesn’t have AIDS
June 12th, 20081 comment
This rumor got past my crack team of researchers — which consists of two highly trained and highly cute puppies — but last week an unsubstantiated report that Ashley Tisdale contracted AIDS was put up on the world’s last bastion of truth, the internet. A prankster wrote:
…that Ashley, 22, had been diagnosed with the HIV …
Ashley Tisdale Rick Rolled everyone
June 4th, 20083 comments
Ashley Tisdale covered a bunch of 80’s songs including Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up,” Cathy Dennis’ “Too Many Walls,” Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night,” Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time,” Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven is a Place on Earth†and Whitney Houstan’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.” What prompted her to butcher these classics …
Ashley Tisdale’s doll is ugly
February 28th, 20082 comments
Ashley Tisdale’s new doll was unveiled last month at a New York City toy fair. It was loaded with everything a girl could want in order to play pretend High School Musical. The only problem is this doll features Ashley’s pre-surgery honker. Not happy with only picture proof, In Touch Weekly also asked a cosmetic …
Ashley Tisdale has funky nipples
July 16th, 200753 comments
I don’t know who this girl is, but she must be somewhat famous because people don’t take pictures of random girls and post them on the internet. Besides me. Anyway, whoever this Ashley Tisdale character is, she has weird nipples. She’s the kind of girl you take home from a club and instead of ripping …
