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Popchips Pulls Ashton Kutcher Brownface Ad

Turns out it’s not a good idea for a douchey white guy to paint his face brown and indulge in ethnic stereotypes for an online campaign. Who knew? Popchips has pulled ... Read More »

Mila Kunis Really Doesn’t Want People to Think She’s Dating Ashton

Mila Kunis spent a weekend with Ashton Kutcher in Santa Barbara doing coupley things like buying fruit from roadside stands and shopping for furniture but that doesn’t mean they’re dating. Extra’s ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Dating Mila Kunis

Rumors that Mila Kunis and Ashlton Kutcher were dating were quickly shot down by Mila’s publicist. The denial may have been a little premature because PEOPLE details a three-day getaway ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Got Douchey at the Academy of Country Music Awards

For whatever reason, Ashton Kutcher showed up at the Academy of Country Music Awards to present the award for Female Vocalist of the Year which went to Miranda Lambert. But ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher to Play Steve Jobs

Variety reports that Ashton Kutcher has been tapped to play Steve Jobs in an indie biopic titled Jobs directed by Joshua Michael Stern and written by Matt Whiteley. Coincidentally, handjobs is probably ... Read More »

Rihanna Isn’t Dating Ashton Kutcher, Is Pissy

Rihanna was at a press conference for Battleship in London when a reporter asked in the most long-winded way possible whether or not she was dating Ashton Kutcher. I think because ... Read More »

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are Maybe Doing It

I didn’t post this yesterday because TMZ inexplicably took the post off their site leading me to think they confused some blonde haired girl for Rihanna. Then I thought there’s ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher in Spaaaaaace

All our dreams are about to come true and we didn’t even have to lift a finger. Not only did Justin Bieber get his ass kicked in a photoshoot, but ... Read More »

How Ashton Felt After Finding Out About Demi Moore’s Hospitalization

Ashton Kutcher won’t answer any questions about Demi Moore’s hospitalization but it’s safe to assume he heard the news even while he was in Sao Paulo for Fashion Week. TMZ ... Read More »

Sara Leal Insists She’s Not a Whore

Sara Leal says her life was ruined after sleeping with Ashton Kutcher. That sentence should be plastered on billboards every ten miles in SoCal as a warning to women. Anyway, ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Lea Michele Were Very Friendly

The now single Ashton Kutcher and Lea Michele got real cozy at the New Year’s Eve premiere in Los Angeles last night. The two were all over each other even though ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Officially Divorcing

Apparently no amount of Kabbalah therapy could save their marriage as Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore announced today that they’re getting a divorce. Ashton naturally took to Twitter to post, ... Read More »

More Proof That Celebrities Have Abondoned Thinking for Themselves

Ashton Kutcher can no longer think for himself. After expressing outrage about Joe Paterno’s firing and then being informed as to why he was fired and being made to look ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Is Sensitive

Most of the time Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know what’s going on so it’s not surprising the guy has no clue why Penn State’s head coach Joe Paterno was fired yesterday. ... Read More »

Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kucher wasn’t the only unfaithful one in his relationship with Demi Moore. A source claims to In Touch that Demi hooked up with Ben Hollingsworth, a Canadian actor she ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Ashton Kutcher Opening Up

In a new video posted to chime.in, Ashton Kutcher discusses the value of “honesty” and “truth.” At least his version of it. Ashton begins with a history of literature and ... Read More »

Internet Rumor Claims Ashton Kutcher Knocked Up January Jones

Everyone wants to guess who the father of January Jones’ baby is. First it was James Marsden, which turned out to be just a made up blind item with no ... Read More »

Sara Leal Has a Video

The Today Show put up video of Us Magazine’s interview with Ashton Kutchen’s 22-year-old administrative assistant mistress, Sara Leal. She does a quick summary of the night. Hot tub, naked, ... Read More »

Sara Leal Had Unsafe Sex With Ashton Kutcher

Tired of waiting for that hush money, Sara Leal sold her interview to Us Magazine and The Sun. She confirms to the publications that her pimp did bring her and ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Go Camping to Save Their Marriage

According to Star Magazine, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got together over the weekend to try and save their marriage. Naturally, they did so by going camping in the Santa ... Read More »