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How Ashton Felt After Finding Out About Demi Moore’s Hospitalization

Ashton Kutcher won’t answer any questions about Demi Moore’s hospitalization but it’s safe to assume he heard the news even while he was in Sao Paulo for Fashion Week. TMZ ... Read More »

Sara Leal Insists She’s Not a Whore

Sara Leal says her life was ruined after sleeping with Ashton Kutcher. That sentence should be plastered on billboards every ten miles in SoCal as a warning to women. Anyway, ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Lea Michele Were Very Friendly

The now single Ashton Kutcher and Lea Michele got real cozy at the New Year’s Eve premiere in Los Angeles last night. The two were all over each other even though ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Officially Divorcing

Apparently no amount of Kabbalah therapy could save their marriage as Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore announced today that they’re getting a divorce. Ashton naturally took to Twitter to post, ... Read More »

More Proof That Celebrities Have Abondoned Thinking for Themselves

Ashton Kutcher can no longer think for himself. After expressing outrage about Joe Paterno’s firing and then being informed as to why he was fired and being made to look ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Is Sensitive

Most of the time Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know what’s going on so it’s not surprising the guy has no clue why Penn State’s head coach Joe Paterno was fired yesterday. ... Read More »

Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kucher wasn’t the only unfaithful one in his relationship with Demi Moore. A source claims to In Touch that Demi hooked up with Ben Hollingsworth, a Canadian actor she ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Ashton Kutcher Opening Up

In a new video posted to chime.in, Ashton Kutcher discusses the value of “honesty” and “truth.” At least his version of it. Ashton begins with a history of literature and ... Read More »

Internet Rumor Claims Ashton Kutcher Knocked Up January Jones

Everyone wants to guess who the father of January Jones’ baby is. First it was James Marsden, which turned out to be just a made up blind item with no ... Read More »

Sara Leal Has a Video

The Today Show put up video of Us Magazine’s interview with Ashton Kutchen’s 22-year-old administrative assistant mistress, Sara Leal. She does a quick summary of the night. Hot tub, naked, ... Read More »

Sara Leal Had Unsafe Sex With Ashton Kutcher

Tired of waiting for that hush money, Sara Leal sold her interview to Us Magazine and The Sun. She confirms to the publications that her pimp did bring her and ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Go Camping to Save Their Marriage

According to Star Magazine, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got together over the weekend to try and save their marriage. Naturally, they did so by going camping in the Santa ... Read More »

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Probably Divorcing

In least shocking news of the day, Kaballah counseling has not saved Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s marriage. Sources say that despite them still wearing their wedding rings, they separated ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Had Sex With Two Girls

Sara Leal wasn’t the only girl out of the four naked women in Ashton Kutcher’s hot tub that he had sex with. There was one other. No names have been ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Partied With Four Naked Chicks in a Hot Tub

Sara Leal wasn’t the only one partying with Ashton Kutcher in his hotel at the Hardrock in San Diego. There were three other naked girls bouncing around in his hot ... Read More »

Demi and Ashton Turning to Kabbalah

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher received counseling from Kabbalah over the summer to help fix their marriage. That worked wonders because Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal. Possibly multiple times. ... Read More »

Photos of Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress, Sara Leal

Sara Leal, an aspiring model/director who went to Texas A&M but now resides in San Diego, deleted her Facebook profile in the wake of the Ashton Kutcher cheating scandal, but ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Are Breaking Up. Maybe

Seems like everyone’s question about whether Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have broken up following that cheating rumor is about to be answered. Despite still wearing their wedding rings, sources ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Have Differing Tweets

While Ashton Kutcher is somewhat denying rumors of his banging a blonde in his hotel room with tweets like this “#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1i8rqFjs… [links to "Don't Believe the Hype" by Public Enemy],” ... Read More »

The Woman Ashton Kutcher Cheated With Lawyers Up

For the umpteenth time, Star Magazine is reporting that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce. This time an expensive one. The new issue says, “World Exclusive It’s ... Read More »
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