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Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Very Funny

Despite premiering to record ratings, crew members on Two and a Half Men aren’t thrilled with Ashton Kutcher’s comedic abilities. Because he has none. “[Ashton] is really a nice guy. Just ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Really Wants a Job

Charlie Sheen presented at the Emmys last night and fellated his co-stars on Two and a Half Men wishing them nothing but success. It was painfully obvious he’s hurting for ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher’s Naked ‘Two and a Half Men’ Campaign

CBS released a teaser for the new season of Two and a Half Men starring Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and Charlie Sheen replacement, Ashton Kutcher. They’re all naked behind ... Read More »

But What Does Charlie Sheen Have to Say?

Charlie Sheen on the signing of Ashton Kutcher to replace him on Two and a Half Men: “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Will Make Less Than Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen earned a base pay of $1.25 million an episode for Two and a Half Men which ballooned to $2 million after factoring in profit and participation but he ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’

The Hollywood Reporter says Ashton Kutcher is all but confirmed to replace Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men. CBS, Warner Bros. and Kutcher’s reps at CAA declined to ... Read More »

What Is This? I Don’t Even…

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore released a few viral videos starring Sean Penn, Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Isaiah Washington and Eva Longoria in an effort to bring attention ... Read More »

Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher to Co-Star

Justin Bieber always seemed like a younger, female version of Ashton Kutcher to me so it makes sense that the two would co-star in a movie together. This one is ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Looks Dowdy

Ashton Kutcher made some time before his cat sweater knitting and doily folding class to attend the Euro photocall for his movie No Strings Attached. What a nice young man. Read More »

Brazil Boos Asthon Kutcher and Demi Moore

Photographers at Sao Paolo Fashion Week booed Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore after they made them wait three hours for their arrival. The couple was there for a fashion show ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Scout Willis Do a Duet

I imagine the impetus for this duet with Ashton Kutcher and his 19-year-old step-daughter with the non-blessed chin, Scout Willis, was, “Ashton, Ashton. Can I haz music career? Please strum ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Talks Female Orgasm

MovieLine did an interview with Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman about their new film No Strings Attached in which Natalie Portman plays a friend with benefits. I’m going out on ... Read More »

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Will Fix Their Marriage in Israel

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher say they jetted off to Israel to embark on a spiritual journey but according to a source Ashton is really speaking at a conference in ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Have Open Marriage, Threesomes

Ashton Kutcher’s alleged mistress, Brittney Jones, tells Star magazine that Ashton isn’t cheating on Demi Moore because you can’t cheat in an open marriage. Brittney claims Ashton and Demi have ... Read More »

A Picture Perfect Marriage

Really? Are we doing this now, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? Nothing says “I’m guilty” more than showing up at an event, in this case the “Real Men Don’t Buy ... Read More »

Texts From Ashton Kutcher’s Secret Lover Surfaces

The last time Star accused Ashton Kutcher of cheating on Demi Moore, Ashton didn’t really deny it. He just pointed out Star’s track record of being wrong. I guess that ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Might Be Cheating Again

Earlier this month, Star came out with a story about Ashton Kutcher making out with a blonde that wasn’t his wife, Demi Moore, near a bathroom at Madeo. Ashton denied ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Is Cheating on Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher, 32, has been married to Demi Moore, 47, since 2005. So it’s actually commendable that it took this douche five years to cheat on her. According to the ... Read More »

Demi Moore Dances to Snoop Dogg in Vegas

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were in Vegas over the weekend where they hit the stage for Snoop Dogg’s concert. During Snoop’s set, Demi started dancing. That’s when I shouted, ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Is a Money Sucking Blackhole

Ashton Kutcher is not a good actor. He’s a fairly good model on occasion but he’s about as good at acting as Jessica Simpson is at self-control. Meanwhile, Katherine Heigl ... Read More »
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