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Audrina Patridge in Mexico

If you asked me what Audrina Patridge does these days, the best I could come up with is that she puts on a bikini and crosses her fingers that the ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Has a New Bongo Campaign

Bongo is going ahead with an Audrina Patridge campaign featuring a tv spot and print ads. The commercial and prints debut later this summer but Bongo has a digital preview. ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Again

As time passes, fewer and fewer people remember that Audrina Patridge is that chick from that reality show who posed topless. What better way to remind them than to stage ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Filming in Her Bikini

Audrina Patridge walked around Palm Beach in a yellow bikini the other day filming her new VH1 reality show titled Audrina. The show revolves around her trying to make it ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge for Bongo

Audrina Patridge is the new face of Bongo. What this means is some exec thought her vacant, soulless eyes would be great for marketing their line of… clothing? I don’t ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is in Ralph now

These photos of Audrina Patridge in Ralph were in Maxim before (even though Egotastic thinks different) but they were ten times smaller so you couldn’t ogle them without squinting or ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge turned 25

What better way to celebrate your 25th birthday than to hit up Liquid at Aria in Vegas? That was a rhetorical question because there is no better way to celebrate ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt no longer friends with Audrina Patridge

In what will be no doubt be a huge loss to Audrina Patridge, Spencer Pratt has severed all ties with The Hills cast mate. On Tuesday, Audrina was on Lopez ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera are done

Multiple reports are coming in — actually I just read this from E! — claiming saying Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera might be over. Gasp! They’ve been dating since February. ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge does Wet Republic

With the cancellation of The Hills, Audrina Patridge needs all the work she can get. Which is why she headed over to Wet Republic to host over the weekend. She ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is peddling a new drank?

Audrina Patridge took her big tits to Venice beach for a volleyball something or other photoshoot where she had to pretend she was athletic. Fame Pictures notes she was carrying ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge dresses well

Audrina Patridge went to get her nails done in a low strapless dress and thank god for that because her tits almost fell out. The best part is her eyes ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge does FHM UK in her bikini

As long as we’re stuck with Audrina Patridge and the rest of The Hills gang we might as well make the best of it. Which is what FHM UK said ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge showed up for “Avatar”

Audrina Patridge isn’t in Avatar, but she was one of the biggest stars walking the red carpet last night! Actually, no. I just made that up. There were a lot ... Read More »

Audrina laughs at Kristin

Audrina Patridge finds the humor in Kristin Cavallari dating another one of her ex-boyfriends. Kristin went from dating one of Audrina’s leftovers, Justin Bobby, to another, Tal Cooperman. ... Read More »

Audrina wants justice

Celeb-crazed burglars, Aleix Neiers, Courtney Ames, Diana Tamayo, and Roy Lopez Jr., targeted celebrities, like Audrina Patridge, and are suspected of stealing more than $3 million in designer clothes ... Read More »

Boring but hot

Audrina Patridge dressed up as Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie or whatever. I mean, it doesn’t matter really because it was hot but underwhelming. I rather she went with ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge got hot

When did this happen? Her eyes don’t even bother me as much anymore. It’s like one day she transformed from that paste eating kid everyone felt sorry for into that ... Read More »

“The Hills” cast is paid too much

The Daily Beast put up some depressing numbers of what the cast of The Hills make per episode. Kristin Cavallari is back and makes $90,000 compared to Audrina Patridge’s $100,000 ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge went out

Here’s Audrina Patridge at Bardot last night. Damn, she’s hot. And stacked. How did Audrina even fit into that dress. She needed a spatula just to get in there. Look ... Read More »