Looks like MTV picked up the Mark Burnett produced Audrina Patridge show creatively titled “The Audrina Show.” Audrina will be leaving The Hills this fall at the end of the fifth season to begin work on it. The show will focus on her personal and professional life. Somewhat intriguing because neither Audrina’s personal or professional …

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Even though Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend looks like a total douchebag and very well might be a total douchebag, I still have fist bump him and tell him, “Respect!” Only then will I punch him in the face and run away real fast before he realizes what happened.

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Continuing with today’s The Hills theme, here’s Audrina Patridge romping around Cabo in a bikini. She’s with her new boyfriend or whatever. Luckily, she’s wearing sunglasses to cover up her doll-like eyes. That way when you stare at her breasts, you’ll feel like just a perv and not a creepy perv.

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Ruh roh. Manufactured drama on The Hills has turned into real drama as Audrina Patridge isn’t able to discern between the two. The new season of the much maligned MTV reality show has begun filming and already everyone hates Lauren Conrad’s replacement, Kristin Cavallari. The NYDN says Cavallari hit up Patridge’s 24th birthday party at …

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Audrina Patridge almost had it all: More seasons of The Hills and an up-and-coming actor/boyfriend in Chris Pine (Captain Kirk in Star Trek). Now she has nothing because The Hills sucks and Chris Pine just dumped her.
“Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to …

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If Audrina Patridge wasn’t devoid of intellect or didn’t look half-retarded most of the time, I think she’d be really hot.

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In a shocking turn of events, Audrina Patrdige decided to go with a lighter hair color last night at Maxim’s Hot 100 party. When I first heard the news, I dropped my sandwich on the ground so I could free up both of my hands to put them to my face forming a Macaulay Culkin …

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There’s no denying that Audrina Patridge is an annoyingly vapid attention whore, but there’s also no denying that she pulls it off quite well as evidenced at her 24th birthday party over the weekend. Her scant way of dress more than makes up for that grapefruit-sized hole in her head. If you CAT scanned her …

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