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Audrina Patridge Is in a Movie?

If it weren’t for those vacant, doll eyes, Audrina Patridge would be pretty hot. It’s like they’re incapable of expressing emotion. Here’s Audrina at the premiere of Sorority Row which ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Calls Out Heidi Montag

Audrina Patridge, hot on the press junket promoting her new slasher flick Sorority Row, has taken it upon herself to throw a few potshots Heidi Montag’s way–specifically, Heidi’s recent foray ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is a Pitcher

Audrina Patridge threw the first pitch at the Los Angeles Dodgers and Arizona Diamondbacks game yesterday. Not sure how well she did, but knowing her ball handling skills are first ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Dresses to Impress

Girls like Audrina Patridge who suffer to look sexy, as evidenced by these photos, are a credit to society. If you take a close look at her Daisy Dukes, they’ve ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is Leaving “the Hills”

Looks like MTV picked up the Mark Burnett produced Audrina Patridge show creatively titled “The Audrina Show.” Audrina will be leaving The Hills this fall at the end of the ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Lives to Serve

Even though Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend looks like a total douchebag and very well might be a total douchebag, I still have fist bump him and tell him, “Respect!” Only then ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is in Mexico

Continuing with today’s The Hills theme, here’s Audrina Patridge romping around Cabo in a bikini. She’s with her new boyfriend or whatever. Luckily, she’s wearing sunglasses to cover up her ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari Will Be the Show’s Demise

Ruh roh. Manufactured drama on The Hills has turned into real drama as Audrina Patridge isn’t able to discern between the two. The new season of the much maligned MTV ... Read More »

Ha Ha, You Suck, Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge almost had it all: More seasons of The Hills and an up-and-coming actor/boyfriend in Chris Pine (Captain Kirk in Star Trek). Now she has nothing because The Hills ... Read More »

Audrina Patrdige Is Filming

If Audrina Patridge wasn’t devoid of intellect or didn’t look half-retarded most of the time, I think she’d be really hot. Read More »

Breaking: Audrina Patridge Changes Her Hair Color

In a shocking turn of events, Audrina Patrdige decided to go with a lighter hair color last night at Maxim’s Hot 100 party. When I first heard the news, I ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Celebrated Her Birthday With Cleavage

There’s no denying that Audrina Patridge is an annoyingly vapid attention whore, but there’s also no denying that she pulls it off quite well as evidenced at her 24th birthday ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Does PETA

PETA’s newest campaign features The Hills star, Audrina Patridge. At least, I think it’s Audrina Patridge. There’s been so much retouching on the photo that I can’t tell. You can’t ... Read More »

Do Not Want

Pamela Anderson and Audrina Patridge are booked to open up a strip club called Sapphire New York on April 27th. The club will be an add-on to the existing Prime ... Read More »

God, No

Audrina Patridge may be leaving The Hills after its fifth season but fear not, her big tits have opened up new doors. Audrina has signed up with Mark Burnett for ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Puts on Her Detective Hat

Audrina Patridge is asking for your help in identifying two perps who broke into her home on Sunday and stole a few sentimental items along with many replaceable ones. She ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Again

For whatever reason, Audrina Patridge is in Hawaii. She could be filming The Hills or she could be trying to attention whore, but let’s be honest. We already know the ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is Good at This

Even though it’s the middle of December and everyone is in door chilling by a fire waiting for Santa to come down the chimney so they can club him and ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Talks About What Matters

If you thought you’d never hear a lively discussion about the Large Hadron Collider on The Hills, you’d be partially correct. Because in this clip when Audrina Partidge’s friend explains ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Dunked on Ellen

On Ellen, Audrina Patridge shut up long enough to be dunked in a tank of water in her bikini. What is this BS? First of all, I thought lesbians were ... Read More »
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