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“the Hills” Is Coming to an End

Four confusingly long years later, The Hills may finally be coming to an end. Rumors of salary disputes and troubled friendships are one of many nails in the coffin for ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Went Skinny Dipping

Apparently since Audrina has already whored herself out with those staged nude photos, MTV thought it’d be a good idea to make her go skinny dipping. This shows you how ... Read More »

This Is Audrina’s Life

MTV pays Audrina to sit around and be filmed rotating through five different expressions. Here’s Audrina Patridge and her sister with the questionable chest tattoo doing just that. Audrina’s current ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Has Nothing to Do

Having found fame from a scripted reality show and exposing her chest, Audrina now has very little use for her brain. That’s why she’s decided to replace it with a ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Posing in a Bikini Again

Will you remember where you were and what you were doing the day you saw Audirina Patridge in a staged bikini event for the third time? Why, yes, you will. ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is Amicable

Here’s Audrina Patridge at the DKNY beach house surrounded by a bunch of dorks jerking off to her. At least that’s what I believe to be happening. Unless I’m misinterpreting ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is Having Fun

If you’re a Hills addict and need to be constantly updated on the lives of the people from the show because you like to live vicariously through them, then here’s ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Wants You to Look at Her Bikini

“How does one stay relatively famous?,” is a question that often plagues D-listers or in this case, whatever is below D-list. It seems Audrina may have found the answer. Tits! ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge Are in Bikinis

It’s still not clear why The Hills is so popular. Everyone on there is boring. MTV should film me instead. I’m the opposite of boring. Exciting. They can film me ... Read More »

Trouble in Crappy Backyard Paradise

Last week, Lauren Conrad from The Hills came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot in their shared house. The problem with that is LC promised another magazine exclusive ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is Bikini-Y

Audrina Patridge is here on set filming the sequel to Into The Blue called Into The Blue: The Reef, hitting your local Blockbuster in 2010. Keep an eye out for ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Is a Liar

Not only is Audrina Patridge’s show The Hills fake, but so was the tattoo she got last week. Audrina performed with the Pussycat Dolls at PURE last Friday in what ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Got a Tattoo

Audrina Patridge of The Hills went to a tattoo parlor in LA and inked a grotesquely long Chinese phrase on her arm. I think it translates to, “I fuck on ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Posed Naked, Regrets It

Before Audrina Patridge found fame on The Hills, she wanted to be a glamour model. She had done a few bikini shoots before, but wanted desperately to be in Playboy. ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Has an Upskirt

Audrina Patridge, co-star of The Hills, finally learned how to exit a car the right way. By strategically spreading her legs so paparazzi could have a clear shot up her ... Read More »

An Audrina Patridge Sex Tape Exists?

Audrina Patridge is Lauren Conrad’s friend on The Hills and she’s apparently pretty boring. Which is why she doesn’t get a lot of press and is constantly overshadowed by that ... Read More »

“the Hills” Is Real, Really

MTV’s biggest reality show, The Hills, has been criticized for producing its own version of reality. It’s unclear how many fans have been jilted following numerous reports suggesting their reality ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge in Bikinis

The reason I know who Lauren Conrad is is not only because MTV has stuffed The Hills down my throat, but because I also get together with my friends to ... Read More »
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