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Audrina Patridge is amicable

Here’s Audrina Patridge at the DKNY beach house surrounded by a bunch of dorks jerking off to her. At least that’s what I believe to be happening. Unless I’m misinterpreting ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is having fun

If you’re a Hills addict and need to be constantly updated on the lives of the people from the show because you like to live vicariously through them, then here’s ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge wants you to look at her bikini

“How does one stay relatively famous?,” is a question that often plagues D-listers or in this case, whatever is below D-list. It seems Audrina may have found the answer. Tits! ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are in bikinis

It’s still not clear why The Hills is so popular. Everyone on there is boring. MTV should film me instead. I’m the opposite of boring. Exciting. They can film me ... Read More »

Trouble in crappy backyard paradise

Last week, Lauren Conrad from The Hills came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot in their shared house. The problem with that is LC promised another magazine exclusive ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is bikini-y

Audrina Patridge is here on set filming the sequel to Into The Blue called Into The Blue: The Reef, hitting your local Blockbuster in 2010. Keep an eye out for ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is a liar

Not only is Audrina Patridge’s show The Hills fake, but so was the tattoo she got last week. Audrina performed with the Pussycat Dolls at PURE last Friday in what ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge got a tattoo

Audrina Patridge of The Hills went to a tattoo parlor in LA and inked a grotesquely long Chinese phrase on her arm. I think it translates to, “I fuck on ... Read More »