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Avril Lavigne banned from Malaysia

August 19th, 200811 comments

Avril Lavigne may be banned from Malaysia for the same reason I was. Being too sexy. Islamic opposition has requested the Malaysian government cancel an Avril Lavigne performance on Aug. 29 on account of it being “too sexy” for locals.
“It is considered too sexy for us…it’s not good for viewers in Malaysia,” party official Kamarulzaman …

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Avril Lavigne is sneaky

May 2nd, 20083 comments

I don’t usually comment on women’s fashion or make-up because it’s a subject I know nothing about and I’m not gay, but here’s Avril Lavigne at Prive in Vegas. I think she went a little crazy with the black eye shadow. These thumbnails make her look like a raccoon or the Hamburgler. Maybe even Kato …

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People pay money for this

April 18th, 20083 comments

Hate your life? Then treat yourself to an Avril Lavigne concert. They seem wonderful. In fact, it might just give you the motivation you need to kill yourself. The Washington Post reviewed Avril’s last concert and describes it as “all about her.”
But now 23 and married, she pulls off the act, if it is an …

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This makes no sense

April 14th, 20084 comments

Avril Lavigne is pretty. Annoying, but pretty. Deryck Whibley, not so much. It’s safe to say evolution left him behind. Like, if he and evolution were playing hide-and-seek, evolution would have gotten in its car and sped away before Deryck counted to 10. That’s why it’s a shock to see his hands all over Avril’s …

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Avril Lavigne is clever

March 10th, 20083 comments

Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night. The concept of the show is to trick paparazzi and gossip rags into believing the stories fed to them by stars are real. The first segment of the episode featured Paris Hilton walking around with her guru/actor. This was widely reported and everyone …

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Avril Lavigne does Maxim

February 15th, 200826 comments

The March issue of Maxim magazine features Avril Lavigne whose last hit coincided with the first and last time I laughed at that comic strip, Cathy. I think that was back in the early 2000’s. Point is why do people keep putting her in magazines when she’s so irrelevant right now. Why stop at Avril? …

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Avril Lavigne does a blue bikini

January 31st, 20081 comment

Yesterday Avril wore a pink bikini, today it’s blue. What will it be tomorrow? I hope it’s something shocking. Like gray. Gray! Who wears gray bikinis?! I bet Avril does. She’s such a rebel. Oh, I’m gushing with excitement! More under the cut.

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Avril Lavigne does the bikini thing

January 30th, 20084 comments

Avril Lavigne and another chick hung out in Miami, splashing around in their bikinis. Avril’s husband, Deryck Whibley, miles away from his home under a bridge, was nearby with a club to safeguard them against all trespassers. But, he was scared off when photographers showed him their magic box that captured his soul. Which is …

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