Well it’s about time. Avril has been partying on yachts, shoving liquor down her throat, shoving liquor down other people’s throats and ballooning in weight for the past few months ...
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After spending all three years of her marriage cheating on her hobbit husband with strangers at clubs, Avril Lavigne has finally set Deryck Whibley free of her infested snatch. Us ...
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It seemed like only yesterday Avril Lavigne, 25, and Deryck Whibley, 29, were spitting at and flipping off the paparazzi. Alas, the honeymoon might be over. Avril has been out ...
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For a girl who’s happily married, Avril sure does enjoy partying without her husband. When she’s not having alcohol poured down her throat, she’s pouring alcohol down someone else’s throat. ...
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I have a very important question. When did Avril Lavigne get this kind of cleavage? And why wasn’t I informed? You’d think nobody read that stickie I posted that read: ...
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Avril Lavigne was at the VIP Room in St. Tropez last week while her monkey friend sat alone in his cage and did whatever it is monkeys do. Fling poo? ...
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Avril Lavigne hit up Malibu beach yesterday. She celebrated the men and women who died in service by clutching her breasts and cartwheeling on the beach. Her cromagnun husband celebrated ...
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It’s like Cookie Monster went on a bender with M&M cookies, found out Sesame Street’s new tagline was “no fattiess allowed” and barfed on Avril Lavigne’s sweater. She looks like ...
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