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Run, bitch

Avril Lavigne was briefly stalked by a super fan earlier this week as she was walking down Hollywood Boulevard. Hollywood TV was filming Avril when a large dude approached her ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne banned from Malaysia

Avril Lavigne may be banned from Malaysia for the same reason I was. Being too sexy. Islamic opposition has requested the Malaysian government cancel an Avril Lavigne performance on Aug. ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne is sneaky

I don’t usually comment on women’s fashion or make-up because it’s a subject I know nothing about and I’m not gay, but here’s Avril Lavigne at Prive in Vegas. I ... Read More »

People pay money for this

Hate your life? Then treat yourself to an Avril Lavigne concert. They seem wonderful. In fact, it might just give you the motivation you need to kill yourself. The Washington ... Read More »

This makes no sense

Avril Lavigne is pretty. Annoying, but pretty. Deryck Whibley, not so much. It’s safe to say evolution left him behind. Like, if he and evolution were playing hide-and-seek, evolution would ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne is clever

Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night. The concept of the show is to trick paparazzi and gossip rags into believing the stories fed to ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne does Maxim

The March issue of Maxim magazine features Avril Lavigne whose last hit coincided with the first and last time I laughed at that comic strip, Cathy. I think that was ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne does a blue bikini

Yesterday Avril wore a pink bikini, today it’s blue. What will it be tomorrow? I hope it’s something shocking. Like gray. Gray! Who wears gray bikinis?! I bet Avril does. ... Read More »