I’m constantly impressed by photographers’ ability to mask the raging bitch inside Avril Lavigne. Shooting Avril in a way that doesn’t make me want to jump into the pictures and choke her is an amazing feat. Too bad these pictures of her from an old ELLE Quebec shoot isn’t one of those times. She looks …

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A rep for Avril Lavigne is denying rumors that the “punk rocker” is pregnant with Deryck Whibley’s child. The rumors began when Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote,
“Avril is a month-and-a-half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he’s excited to be a father.”
I’m appalled at the thought …

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Avril Lavigne was set to call the New Year’s Eve countdown at Prive when, much to her chagrin, ‘Lil Jon stole the show and did his own countdown with his own mic. Avril was said to be clutching Deryck Whibley on the verge of tears. Page Six says,
The pop princess was said to be …

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Here we see Avril playing dress-up with Petra Nemcova. For this classy occasion, she refrained from spitting on people and flipping them off. Sadly, no designer gown can help this tomboy. Stick to the jeans and t-shirts. Also, try not to pose with people more beautiful or taller than you. A good rule of thumb …

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Avril Lavigne dressed up as a French maid / checkered flag / 1950’s waitress / neon annoyance over the weekend. Is this a costume or a cry for help? This outfit all but confirms earlier suspicions that Avril is the most annoying little thing in the world. She could save countless babies from burning buildings …

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Avril Lavigne performed at Moscow’s club B1 Maximum and looked like she was about to deep throat her microphone. Horrible singers usually have to play off their sexuality or else people will ultimately realize what they’re listening to is complete and utter garbage. I could bang two trash can lids together and it would be …

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Avril Lavigne came off as a real sweet, thoughtful person in her interview with Britain’s Q Magazine. Us Magazine has some excerpts.
On dealing with her incredible success:
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, …

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I hear that if Avril Lavigne becomes any more annoying, Congress will pass a law legally allowing you to strangle her on-site.

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