Avril Lavigne hit up Malibu beach yesterday. She celebrated the men and women who died in service by clutching her breasts and cartwheeling on the beach. Her cromagnun husband celebrated ...
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It’s like Cookie Monster went on a bender with M&M cookies, found out Sesame Street’s new tagline was “no fattiess allowed” and barfed on Avril Lavigne’s sweater. She looks like ...
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Avril Lavigne was briefly stalked by a super fan earlier this week as she was walking down Hollywood Boulevard. Hollywood TV was filming Avril when a large dude approached her ...
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Avril Lavigne may be banned from Malaysia for the same reason I was. Being too sexy. Islamic opposition has requested the Malaysian government cancel an Avril Lavigne performance on Aug. ...
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I don’t usually comment on women’s fashion or make-up because it’s a subject I know nothing about and I’m not gay, but here’s Avril Lavigne at Prive in Vegas. I ...
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Hate your life? Then treat yourself to an Avril Lavigne concert. They seem wonderful. In fact, it might just give you the motivation you need to kill yourself. The Washington ...
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Avril Lavigne is pretty. Annoying, but pretty. Deryck Whibley, not so much. It’s safe to say evolution left him behind. Like, if he and evolution were playing hide-and-seek, evolution would ...
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Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night. The concept of the show is to trick paparazzi and gossip rags into believing the stories fed to ...
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The March issue of Maxim magazine features Avril Lavigne whose last hit coincided with the first and last time I laughed at that comic strip, Cathy. I think that was ...
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Yesterday Avril wore a pink bikini, today it’s blue. What will it be tomorrow? I hope it’s something shocking. Like gray. Gray! Who wears gray bikinis?! I bet Avril does. ...
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Avril Lavigne and another chick hung out in Miami, splashing around in their bikinis. Avril’s husband, Deryck Whibley, miles away from his home under a bridge, was nearby with a ...
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I’m constantly impressed by photographers’ ability to mask the raging bitch inside Avril Lavigne. Shooting Avril in a way that doesn’t make me want to jump into the pictures and ...
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A rep for Avril Lavigne is denying rumors that the “punk rocker” is pregnant with Deryck Whibley’s child. The rumors began when Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote,
“Avril is a ...
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Avril Lavigne was set to call the New Year’s Eve countdown at Prive when, much to her chagrin, ‘Lil Jon stole the show and did his own countdown with his ...
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Here we see Avril playing dress-up with Petra Nemcova. For this classy occasion, she refrained from spitting on people and flipping them off. Sadly, no designer gown can help this ...
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Avril Lavigne dressed up as a French maid / checkered flag / 1950′s waitress / neon annoyance over the weekend. Is this a costume or a cry for help? This ...
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Avril Lavigne performed at Moscow’s club B1 Maximum and looked like she was about to deep throat her microphone. Horrible singers usually have to play off their sexuality or else ...
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Avril Lavigne came off as a real sweet, thoughtful person in her interview with Britain’s Q Magazine. Us Magazine has some excerpts.
On dealing with her incredible success:
“Selling 24 million albums ...
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I hear that if Avril Lavigne becomes any more annoying, Congress will pass a law legally allowing you to strangle her on-site.
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Avril Lavigne was walking out in L.A. sporting some unfamiliar cleavage. I thought this girl was pretty much flat, but these bras they’ve been developing say otherwise. This is amazing. ...
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