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Why is this girl useful?

Is Avril Lavigne considered a socialite now? All she does is spit on people, give them the finger and now flash her panties. I don’t want to be too forward, ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne apologizes

Avril Lavigne issued a half-assed apology on her website in regards to her inability to contain her bodily fluids. In response to reports of Avril’s recent run in with paparazzi, she ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne needs a paddlin’

Usually I wouldn’t care that this idiot spat on someone, but now it’s happened three nights in a row if you include her husband/pet. The first two nights, Tuesday and ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne is married

Avril Lavigne marrying Deryck Whibley was just a rumor on Friday, but I was right because it happened. The outdoor wedding was held in Montecito and sounded pretty tame. Sadly, ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne is getting married

How cute, two punk rockers who aren’t really punk rockers are getting married. They’re going to have a traditional wedding this weekend. Sources claim the couple moved the wedding date up ... Read More »
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