In March, there were rumors that Lana Del Rey, 25, and Marilyn Manson were dating when they were spotted leaving a restaurant together in a minivan that dropped them off at Manson’s hotel. Over the weekend, pictures of Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose, 50, walking together have sparked new rumors that the two are “totally doing it.”

The two were seen leaving the Chateau Marmon in West Hollywood on Friday. This after Lana hit up two consecutive Guns N’ Roses concerts in LA last month. Presumably because she’s a sadomasochist.

However, GNR guitarist DJ Ashba doesn’t think they’re dating saying Axl just likes to hang out with cool people. Or anyone for that matter. Truth is, he doesn’t get as many groupies now that he looks like fat Dick Tracy.

On a related note, before hitting it big, Lana had a song called “Axl Rose Husband” which sounds like it should be a love song to Axl but in reality it’s just 3 minutes of her shrieking into a microphone.

Axl Rose took his ball and went home when a fan threw a bottle at him because everyone was pissed he started the show 90 minutes behind schedule. Rose packed up and left during the first song. Damn baby.

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Axl Rose made an appearance at a Hollywood Party and it sounds like he took a real shine to Kelly Osbourne. According to New York designer Richie Rich, Axl made a pass at Kelly. Well, it wasn’t so much as a pass as it was a predatory overture.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

This is Kelly Osbourne, not Kelly Brook. Was Axl simply confused or has these 10+ years of working on Chinese Democracy and having the FBI raid bloggers caused a psychotic break? Because I have a list of things I’d rather do before I would fuck Kelly Osbourne. One of them is “kill myself.” Another is “kill myself again.”

Axl Rose was in Sweden yesterday and had a little suprise for a security guard.

Axl Rose spent most of the day in a Stockholm jail cell after allegedly biting a security guard in the leg at his hotel, police said.

The Guns N’ Roses frontman was arrested early Tuesday after attacking and threatening the guard and causing damage to the Berns Hotel, where the alleged scuffle took place, police spokeswoman Towe Hagg said.

All that money spent on putting Axl through obedience school and the one time I take off his leash, he goes and bites someone. Seriously, I know Axl sucks and blows, but now I have to add bites to the list.

Here’s some advice. If you ever find yourself in Sweden, it would be a good idea to be on your best behavior and only bite sexy Swedish women. Then when they scream “STOP” you can pretend that you don’t understand what they’re saying. Believe me, it works. Sometimes.