Jessica Alba hit up the BAFTA Awards over the weekend and dropped some cleavage in this blue dress. She so beautiful that no one even cared that she dropped the envelope at the end of her presentation. “Presenting @ #Bafta’s done No hiccups… except at the end -dropped the envelope. ive got butterfingers :/ such a dork!”

Granted, she could be wearing a dress made of used tampons and dirty hospital needles and I’d still try to nail her.

Emma Watson hit up a Pre-BAFTA party over the weekend in a blue dress with a plunging neckline when her nipple tape sang “forget you” and left. At that exact moment, cameras flashed so now we have Emma Watson nipple. It was glorious. I think I heard angels sing. She also flashed her panties again. Although this would have been much hotter if she had her long hair. Now it just looks like I’m whacking off to Carey Mulligan.

Here’s a few more photos of Robert Pattinson sporting his new hair at the BAFTAs over the weekend. Maybe it’s because I’m used to 5 feet of hair on his head, but he looks a lot more shifty now. Almost as if he’s hiding something. Like he just farted and is about to blame it on Claire Danes. Or just smoked a bowl in the bathroom with Kristen Stewart. What are you hiding, Robert Pattinson?!

[London, February, 12. Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

James Cameron’s ex-wife, Kathryn Bigelow’s, film The Hurt Locker cleaned up at the BAFTA’s yesterday winning 6 awards including Best Picture and Best Director. Her film beat out Cameron’s Avatar in almost every category except 2. This gave 9 foot tall blue cats everywhere the sads. [NYDN]

While Emma Watson was looking glamorous at the BAFTAs, I was eating crackers with three year old cheese. Yep. Life is good.