Lindsay Lohan was spotted with the still married Balthazar Getty sneaking into the backdoor of Voyeur in West Hollywood. A clubgoer said they were “all over each other at a table in the front of the room.” They left a half an hour later. Presumably to “do it”.

As you may remember, Balthazar Getty was last seen on a balcony with a topless Sienna Miller. This is a marked step down for Getty. At least Sienna still has a career. Sienna’s mouth probably tastes like an ashtray with a hint of wealth and leftover dick. Lindsay’s mouth tastes like that too, except without the hint of wealth.

Here’s Sienna Miller vacationing with the still married, but separated Balthazar Getty. I like the way Sienna relaxes. A cigarette and drink in one hand, a book in the other and sitting semi-spread eagle in a bikini at a coffee table. Very classy. Celebrities have it good. Not like us. We do this one time at Starbucks and then we have to show up to court on the 15th.

Big news of the day: Apparently, paparazzi can now fly. That or photo agencies are hiring 8 foot tall giants. It’s the only explanation I have for this perspective.

Here’s Sienna Miller topless in Positano, Italy with her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. This would mark the 56th time everyone has seen her tits and the first time everyone has seen his.

For those who don’t know who Balthazar is, Wikipedia says he’s “an American film actor and member of the band Ringside” and “married to Rosetta Millington and has four children: Cassius, Grace, Violet, and June.” Also, this next fact may come as a surprise to you as it did me, but it seems Rosetta Millington isn’t a pseudonym for Sienna Miller.