Hopefully this is the start of a new feature where I go over all the photoshoots we missed this day/week.

- To start off, here’s the hottest bisexual in Hollywood, Amber Heard, posing for Women’s Health.

- Bar Refaeli gets wet in GQ.

- Daisy Lowe also did a spread for GQ. But hers was for GQ Germany.

- Jennifer Garner sat down with In Style.

- Here’s the pinnacle of JWoww’s life. Her spread in Maxim. She might as well kill herself now because this is as good as her life is gonna get.

- Katherine Heigl proves to everyone she’s not a man-hating shrew in her I Hate Balls campagin. Wait, I meant the opposite.

- Miranda Kerr posed half-naked for Grazia.

- I don’t know who Olga Fonda is but she looks hot as hell in FHM.

- And a few pics from Olivia Munn’s shoot for Maxim.

Bar Refaeli did a spread in the latest issue of VS Magazine where she poses in half black and white and half color and at one point has a Wild at Heart moment. This chick could have an angry badger for a vagina and I’d still do her.

Here’s Bar Refaeli cheering on Novak Djokovic as he dethroned Rafeal Nadal at the US Open in New York. She inspired Djokovic by giving him a preview of things to come if he won. It worked!

Here’s the incredibly attractive Bar Refaeli in Italy on her month long vacation between photo shoots. Most people think supermodels lead incredibly easy lives. Most people would be correct.

The greatest adversity Bar has had to face recently is being dumped by Leonardo DiCaprio. She dealt with it by taking vacations all across Europe. What strength. What courage.

Bar Refaeli has been posting photos of herself on her Mediterranean tour on Twitter. Maybe to show a particular someone she’s doing just fine without them perhaps? Who knows. The point is she tweeted a photo of herself trying to belly dance in Greece. What she lacks in talent, she makes up for in sheer attractiveness.

You know it is. When ugly people can’t dance, you groan, video it and post it on YouTube for everyone to ridicule. When pretty people can’t dance, you go “awww,” video it and post it on YouTube for everyone to masturbate to.

Bar Refaeli covers the upcoming British GQ September issue and talks about modeling technique and how it took her years of studying to achieve the perfect hip thrust. Never mind that Duffman achieved this years ago.

On Perfecting Her Poses: “I’ve learned how to do this. I study all of my pictures. Which turn of the hip is sexier, which toe to curl or leg to straighten. I know every bone.”

On Childhood Modelling Past: “One of my first memories was asking my mother every day when my next shoot was going to be. I’d skip school to do it; I loved nothing more than being in front of the camera. I didn’t want it to stop.”

On Being Back Home: “It’s so wonderful to be here back in my home town. I woke up in my own bed and tonight I’ll sleep on my own pillow. I love this city. I’m glad I can shine a different light [on Israel]. When some people think about Israel, they think that we’re hiding in shelters all day long, afraid that we are going to have rockets falling on us.”

Bar also posted a few pictures of her covered in mud from the Dead Sea. Not only does it do wonders for her skin but it also adds another layer to her already killer impression of Samuel L. Jackson.

Bar Refaeli hung out with her iPad and new boyfriend, David Fisher, at the Cala Di Volpe Hotel in Italy on Sunday. Fame says Bar had to constantly adjust her bikini because her huge breasts kept wanting to slip out. Like I always say to my half-conscious dates, “Don’t fight it baby.”

Additionally, in between playing with her iPad and talking to her boyfriend, Bar found time to mock the mentally handicapped as you can see in the picture above. Hey, looks like we have a lot in common.

Side note: Here’s one more reason to follow me on Twitter. Bar Refaeli’s nip slip.

Bar Refaeli was at amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala held in Cannes last night and early reports indicate she single-handedly cured AIDS.

Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio broke up recently. Now Leo is reportedly dating Blake Lively while Bar is single, chilling on a yacht and tweeting pictures of her sunbathing in a bikini with the caption “Yup! Can’t complain.”

If you’re at home keeping score, it’s Leo: +2 points, Bar: +5 points, Us: +9999999 points.

Doutzen Kroes and the newly single Bar Refaeli were ostensibly the best thing about The Beaver premiere in Cannes. Doutzen wore a form fitting white dress while Bar wore a blue one. The Beaver premiere should just be a model-off between these two. Just have them strut around the red carpet for 30 minutes while all the other celebs are ushered in through the back.

A week ago, Page Six speculated that Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio were breaking up. This was based on a source who said they were going through a rough patch and the fact that they hit up different after-parties.

Thursday, Page Six confirmed the rumors, saying that after four years of dating and taking a six-month break in 2009, the two have split again.

“It was amicable, they’re still friends and they are still talking,” said a source close to the couple. “They just grew apart and went their separate ways,” the source said, adding that there was no one else involved in the breakup — and Refaeli was spotted looking happy and relaxed with her agent in Berlin this week.

The source went on to say that neither were ready to settle down due to their busy careers which were taking them in different directions.

Whew. That’s a relief. I’m glad this source didn’t out me as her secret lover. That would have been embarrassing. What would have been more embarrassing is if they told them we have sex in every position and sometimes on DiCaprio’s bed when he’s not home. Dodged a bullet on that one.

According to Page Six, Leo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli may be breaking up. The two left separately after the Met ball on Monday. Refaeli went to the after-party at Crown while DiCaprio partied at the Top of the Standard with his boys in jeans and a baseball cap.

Sources say Leo and Bar have been “going through a difficult patch,” but they are trying to work it out. A rep for DiCaprio declined to comment. Refaeli’s rep was not available for comment.

You start to feel sad for the two but then you realize he’s a famous movie star and she’s a supermodel and realize they don’t need your pity. They don’t feel like you and me. They weren’t programmed to.

Bar Refaeli spent another day in Los Cabos enjoying the weather in a bikini. This time not licking an ice cream cone. Aww. But she did push her chest out and go, “Hey there, sailor.” Which made me point to myself and go, “Who? Me? Are you talking to me? Please be talking to me.” In hindsight, that sounded a little desperate.