Bar Refaeli beat out the likes of Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis, Megan Fox and Katy Perry to take Maxim’s annual top 100 list. This year, the top 10 was voted on by readers which should tell you a lot. Counting down from 10, the list includes: Adrianna Palicki, Malin Akerman, Megan Fox, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, Olivia Wilde, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis and Olivia Munn.

The only problem I have with this list is Adrianna Palicki and Olivia Wilde being on there. Why? I didn’t realize there was that big a contingent of Friday Night Lights and G4TV fans out there. How did Adrianna even break the top 10. We all know this is a popularity contest so how did her canceled Wonder Woman series catapult her there? And how did Olivia Wilde end up #2? It was those nude pics wasn’t it? It’s got to be. There’s no way she can take Mila Kunis in a fair fight.

Here’s Bar Refaeli in a GO Magazine shoot by Dubi Hasson. Only Leonardo DiCaprio could dump Bar Refaeli and not regret it every day. That’s because he’s got 20 other models to bang. Normal guys on the other hand would just give up on life afterward because they’d have already peaked.

On a related note, here’s Bar almost naked promoting her Under.Me men’s collection.

Bar Refaeli made her distaste for the TSA known today after maybe being patted down for the first time. This assumption based on how surprised she sounded.

“I got a security ‘patdown’ by a woman at the airport that made me feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences,” wrote Refaeli.

There needs to be a little more clarification on how the agent “left no doubt about her sexual preferences.” Did she lick her lips and say, “Mmm, yeaaa, this is nice” as she was patting her down? At any point, did the agent tell her, “I’m going to have to stick my finger in there. For security purposes.” After the pat down, did she give Bar’s ass a little slap, wink at her and send her on her way? Or did she just do what I would have done which was giggle the entire time she was squeezing every part of her body?

In unrelated news, applicants for TSA agents have risen 400%.

Bar Refaeli plays tennis in her underwear
Apparently to promote lingerie line called Under Me which may be the greatest clothing line name ever.

Emily VanCamp for Flare Canada
This Canadian chick is from Revenge. I’ve never seen it so that must mean it’s terrible. Anyway, she told FLARE, “Coming from a small town in Canada, it was not something that ever came naturally to me, this whole dressing up thing. I used to really envy the girls who could just throw something together so beautifully because I had no concept of how to do that…It’s taking what makes you feel comfortable and bumping it up a notch.” Adding, “Look at me now, I’m a hot b**ch.” Just kidding. Or am I?

Kate Walsh for Shape
Kate Walsh said she felt “healthy, confident and sexy” enough to go naked on the cover of Shape. She added, “I’m enjoying my 40s and wanted to share that. Is it a midlife crisis? I do drive a Porsche, so maybe it is!” Oh, well look at little rich girl over here with her fancy Porsche.

Rebecca Romijn for Fitness
Rebecca Romijn tells Fitness that losing the 60 pounds of baby weight she gained was a struggle. She actually had to start working out. Christina Aguilera continues reading with profound sadness.

Emma Robertson making faces in the Vanity Fair Oscar Photobooth
Jesus christ, this chick has huge eyes.

Kendall Jenner for White Sands Australia Look Book
Apparently Kendall Jenner is still trying to make this modeling thing happen. She recently did a shoot for swimwear company White Sands Australia for their Spring 2012 look book. When she finished, Kris Jenner tented her fingers and muttered, “Exxxccellent.”

Kelly Brook models Reebok Easytones
It’s not easy modeling shoes. Unless you have a fantastic ass like Kelly Brook.

Elizabeth Olsen in Glamour UK
Elizabeth Olsen tells Glamour UK that she went through a second-hand-only phase when she was 16 and only long skirts and cardigans when she was 18 but now she dresses normally, not like her weird sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Kate Upton for Muse
You get one SI Swimsuit cover and now everyone wants to see you naked.

You’ve already seen Kate Upton’s disappointing cover and slightly better spread, so here’s some of the rest of the models. This includes: Alex Morgan, Alyssa Miller, Anne Vyalistyna, Bar Refaeli, Chrissy Teigen, Cintia Dicker, Genevieve Morton, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Jessica Gomes, Julie Henderson, Natalie Couglin, Natalie Gulbis and Nin Agdal. Check out more at SI.

Oh and as a bonus, watch Bill O’Reily use his age addled brain to try and explain Kate Upton’s popularity. Apparently her fame had something to do with the world wide internet and a dance he doesn’t understand. But I agree with Bill in that Kate’s no Ginger Rogers, that’s for sure! I saw her dance at a box social one time. It was amazing.

Hopefully this is the start of a new feature where I go over all the photoshoots we missed this day/week.

- To start off, here’s the hottest bisexual in Hollywood, Amber Heard, posing for Women’s Health.

- Bar Refaeli gets wet in GQ.

- Daisy Lowe also did a spread for GQ. But hers was for GQ Germany.

- Jennifer Garner sat down with In Style.

- Here’s the pinnacle of JWoww’s life. Her spread in Maxim. She might as well kill herself now because this is as good as her life is gonna get.

- Katherine Heigl proves to everyone she’s not a man-hating shrew in her I Hate Balls campagin. Wait, I meant the opposite.

- Miranda Kerr posed half-naked for Grazia.

- I don’t know who Olga Fonda is but she looks hot as hell in FHM.

- And a few pics from Olivia Munn’s shoot for Maxim.

Bar Refaeli did a spread in the latest issue of VS Magazine where she poses in half black and white and half color and at one point has a Wild at Heart moment. This chick could have an angry badger for a vagina and I’d still do her.

Here’s Bar Refaeli cheering on Novak Djokovic as he dethroned Rafeal Nadal at the US Open in New York. She inspired Djokovic by giving him a preview of things to come if he won. It worked!

Here’s the incredibly attractive Bar Refaeli in Italy on her month long vacation between photo shoots. Most people think supermodels lead incredibly easy lives. Most people would be correct.

The greatest adversity Bar has had to face recently is being dumped by Leonardo DiCaprio. She dealt with it by taking vacations all across Europe. What strength. What courage.

Bar Refaeli has been posting photos of herself on her Mediterranean tour on Twitter. Maybe to show a particular someone she’s doing just fine without them perhaps? Who knows. The point is she tweeted a photo of herself trying to belly dance in Greece. What she lacks in talent, she makes up for in sheer attractiveness.

You know it is. When ugly people can’t dance, you groan, video it and post it on YouTube for everyone to ridicule. When pretty people can’t dance, you go “awww,” video it and post it on YouTube for everyone to masturbate to.

Bar Refaeli covers the upcoming British GQ September issue and talks about modeling technique and how it took her years of studying to achieve the perfect hip thrust. Never mind that Duffman achieved this years ago.

On Perfecting Her Poses: “I’ve learned how to do this. I study all of my pictures. Which turn of the hip is sexier, which toe to curl or leg to straighten. I know every bone.”

On Childhood Modelling Past: “One of my first memories was asking my mother every day when my next shoot was going to be. I’d skip school to do it; I loved nothing more than being in front of the camera. I didn’t want it to stop.”

On Being Back Home: “It’s so wonderful to be here back in my home town. I woke up in my own bed and tonight I’ll sleep on my own pillow. I love this city. I’m glad I can shine a different light [on Israel]. When some people think about Israel, they think that we’re hiding in shelters all day long, afraid that we are going to have rockets falling on us.”

Bar also posted a few pictures of her covered in mud from the Dead Sea. Not only does it do wonders for her skin but it also adds another layer to her already killer impression of Samuel L. Jackson.

Bar Refaeli hung out with her iPad and new boyfriend, David Fisher, at the Cala Di Volpe Hotel in Italy on Sunday. Fame says Bar had to constantly adjust her bikini because her huge breasts kept wanting to slip out. Like I always say to my half-conscious dates, “Don’t fight it baby.”

Additionally, in between playing with her iPad and talking to her boyfriend, Bar found time to mock the mentally handicapped as you can see in the picture above. Hey, looks like we have a lot in common.

Side note: Here’s one more reason to follow me on Twitter. Bar Refaeli’s nip slip.

Bar Refaeli was at amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala held in Cannes last night and early reports indicate she single-handedly cured AIDS.