Kendall Jenner Met Barack Obama, Sigh

If you told me a few years ago that Kendall Jenner would shake hands with Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, I’d have told you to shut your filthy mouth.


Obama Caught on Video Lifting

If you’ve ever wanted to ask Obama, “Bro, do you even lift?” but were too afraid to go up to him and ask on account of possibly being shot in the face by Secret Service agents, this is for you.


The President Has Seen Alexandra Daddario’s Boobs

Before President’s Day weekend hit, Obama went up to HBO’s chief executive, Richard Plepler, at the state dinner for France last Tuesday and asked him where his DVDs of True Detective and Game of Thrones were.


Obama Took a Selfie at Nelson Mandela’s Memorial

Besides shaking hands with Cuba’s Raul Castro (a simple, polite gesture everyone is talking about now), President Obama also took a selfie with UK Prime Minister David Cameron and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt at Nelson Mandela’s memorial.


Obama Is Your New Old President

As you may have heard, last night there was something called the election and there was this guy Obama who won by almost more than 100 electoral votes.


David Cross Did Coke in the Same Room as Obama

David Cross once again tells the March issue of Playboy about the time he did coke at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2009 in the same room as President Barack Obama and his Secret Service agents.


Obama Released His Birth Certificate

Conceding to the whackos who believe he wasn’t born in the US, Obama held a press conference this morning to end this “sideshow circus” once and for all by busting out his long form birth certificate.