Paris Hilton’s little bro, 18-year-old Barron Hilton, plead no contest to DUI on Wednesday. His license has been suspended for a year and will be placed on three years probation. In addition, he must enroll in a three-month alcohol program, make a trip to the LA County morgue and listen to MADD lecture him.
Hilton’s attorney, …

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Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was busted for DUI this morning. He blew a 0.14 which is 0.06 over the adult legal limit and 0.14 over the underage legal limit. Barron was also charged with possessing a fake driver’s license. It probably said he was over 21.
The Hiltons are morons so this is par for …

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Paris Hilton’s brother, Barron Hilton, has begun to follow in her sister’s footsteps. The 16-year-old kid was staying at room 261 at the Bel-Air hotel with Skye Peters, daughter of producer Jon Peters (Superman Returns), when something “happened” and police were called.
A rep for Jon reached the producer at his Santa Barbara ranch and told …

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