Living far too long in the shadow of his older sister Paris, Barron Nicholas Hilton, 19, wants to start his own career as an international singer-songwriter. The only problem is that he comes from the same genetic stew as Paris and Nicky Hilton.

“I want to be an international singer-songwriter,” he tells Page Six. “I’m sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I’m done with partying and traveling. It’s time to get this [bleep] started.”

What a charming young man. I’m sure his personality alone will win him a lot of fans. And if it doesn’t, maybe the reality show he’s developing with Viacom will. A tv show just like The Hills, but real. So, pretty much scripted like The Hills only worse.

“A lot of that stuff is pre-setup or re-setup. This is gonna show the meetings, the production side, the recording side . . . I just want people to say, ‘Wow, this song really moved me, or made me cry.’ “

The only way Barron Hilton’s song will make people cry is if the Hilton gene skipped a generation or he punches whoever is listening to it in the nuts and I don’t see the first option as very likely.

If you’re wondering what’s up with the header pic, that’s Barron Hilton being bailed out of jail last year by friends after getting a DUI. [Image via Splash]

Paris Hilton’s little bro, 18-year-old Barron Hilton, plead no contest to DUI on Wednesday. His license has been suspended for a year and will be placed on three years probation. In addition, he must enroll in a three-month alcohol program, make a trip to the LA County morgue and listen to MADD lecture him.

Hilton’s attorney, Rich Hutton, entered the plea on behalf of his client this morning. Barron didn’t attend the proceedings, as he wasn’t required to be there.

It’s now pretty much a Hilton legacy to be a screw-up. You could put all the Hilton kids in a tightly sealed bubble and one of them would still manage to get really drunk and kill a hooker. The best thing to do is to throw them in the middle of a war zone on the enemy’s side because you know eventually they’re going to find a way to detonate an atomic bomb. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t suggest this to the Pentagon because I did. Right after I told them to bring The Wonder Years back and that Osama Bin Laden was hiding up Nicole Richie’s butt. The generals showed their appreciation by beating me with batons.

Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was busted for DUI this morning. He blew a 0.14 which is 0.06 over the adult legal limit and 0.14 over the underage legal limit. Barron was also charged with possessing a fake driver’s license. It probably said he was over 21.

The Hiltons are morons so this is par for the course. Although, surprisingly, I don’t have a problem with them driving drunk. As long as there’s nobody else within a 50 mile radius and their driving drunk into a cement wall.

Awesome update

Barron hit a guy: Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron’s car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron’s Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.

Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron’s car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.

Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron’s car, so he couldn’t continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.

Paris wouldn’t bail Barron out: We’re told Paris rejected her brother’s request, telling her 18-year-old brother, “You’re going to learn your lesson.” TMZ also knows Paris was “very upset and very disappointed in him.” For the record, Paris was 25 when she was busted for DUI.

There’s only one way you can teach this kid a lesson. Take $20,000 away from his trust fund. That’s right. He’ll only have $500,000 left after that. Cruel and unusual punishment indeed.

Paris Hilton’s brother, Barron Hilton, has begun to follow in her sister’s footsteps. The 16-year-old kid was staying at room 261 at the Bel-Air hotel with Skye Peters, daughter of producer Jon Peters (Superman Returns), when something “happened” and police were called.

A rep for Jon reached the producer at his Santa Barbara ranch and told Page Six: “Jon has responded that he will be looking into the purported relationship, and why Christine [Jon's ex] is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out.” Jon and Christine are in a protracted legal battle, which last week resulted in her eviction from the Bel Air home the couple once shared. Christine’s assistant said, “Christine and Kathy Hilton have been friends for years so of course Skye and Barron are friends. They were all at the Bel Air several weeks ago for a luncheon, but the rest sounds crazy. Police were not called.”

Knowing this kid has Hilton blood in him, he was probably fumbling around with a night vision camera while trying to do anal with his sleeping girlfriend and she woke up startled and called the cops. The ladies don’t like it when you do that. I believe the common response is, “Agggh, what the hell are you doing?! I poop from there!”