Britney Spears is naked and pregnant in the August issue of Bazaar and she has a few things to say.

Even though expectant mom Britney Spears poses nude on the cover of August’s Harper’s Bazaar, she tells the magazine that, when pregnant, “you don’t feel the most beautiful all the time.”

Thank you captain obvious. Some people feel like this when they’re not pregnant. They’re called women. She goes on to say this about her second pregnancy.

But with “this one, I was like, I’ve just got to wing it,” she continues. “It was weird for me at first because of who I am. Wherever you go, they expect you to look a certain way. I’m not supposed to be this big huge pregnant superstar.”

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a pregnant woman say, “You know what? All these doctor’s appointments, classes and books take so much effort. I’m just gonna wing it”. Then again, I haven’t been around a lot of pregnant women. I usually just gift them with my semen. What they do with it after is none of my business.

In an attempt to imitate Demi Moore and erase that Dateline interview from everyone’s memory, Britney did a shoot for Bazaar magazine where she is pregnant and naked. As you can see, she’s pregnant and ugly.

I hear you won’t be seeing this on any Bazaar because they scrapped the idea. It’s a pretty smart move since having readers pick up your magazine and then start stabbing themselves in the eye isn’t good for business. But what do I know? I only have a PhD in “how to be a kick-ass marketer”. Look down below to see pictures of a pregnant Elvira.

Update: I guess Bazaar will be using this for their August issue.