Far be it for me to tell Victoria’s Secret how to run their company, but when you hold a launch for your bra and panties line, wouldn’t it be better if someone modeled them? Call me a pervert, but if I’m buying some bras and panties to make myself feel pretty, I want to know what it looks like on a girl first.

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Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret model and here she is at Miami beach no doubt after being degraded by Michael Bay for his personal spank bank. Just remember, if you’re a model and Michael Bay is your director, cleaning his toilet while wearing a thong will never make it into the final cut.

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Michael Bay has filmed commercials for Victoria’s Secret for the past two years. I heard the girls loved being demeaned so much they asked him back for another one. Michael Bay agreed and then jerked off a couple times into wads of $100 bills. His life is fantastic.

Anyway, here he is filming it. I’d pay anything to see the storyboard to this. I imagine it was pretty much tits everywhere while fighter jets flew by and random explosions went off. Bay is basically living every 12-year-old’s wet dream at this point.

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