Ben Affleck is a bigger failure than previously believed

Even though Ben Affleck is now a successful actor with films like Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl and Pearl Harbor under his belt, his life wasn’t always filled with so much ... Read More »

Ben Affleck lost his virginity again

Ben Affleck lost his virginity again when he underwent colonic irrigation. Colonic irrigation is where they push warm water through your intestines to flush out all the, um, excrement. I lost ... Read More »

Ben Affleck makes people giddy

Here’s the video of Ben Affleck molesting some television host on tv in 2004. This was supposed to be an interview about Jersey Girl, but he shows up drunk and ... Read More »

Ben Affleck is so wrong

Ben Affleck was being his retarded self again at a recent interview for his movie Hollywoodland in which he plays George Reeves. He had this to say. “Nowadays … people pay ... Read More »

Britney Spears has a new little helper

Britney Spears has hired Ben Affleck to be her new manny. No one is sure how Jennifer Garner feels about this or how Ben got fat, but if you know ... Read More »