The Blemish » beowulf http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Fri, 25 May 2012 21:38:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Angelina is naked in Beowulf http://theblemish.com/2007/08/angelina-is-naked-in-beowulf/ http://theblemish.com/2007/08/angelina-is-naked-in-beowulf/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:30:20 +0000 Victor http://theblemish.com/2007/08/angelina-is-naked-in-beowulf/

Angelina Jolie. Naked! In Beowulf. If you just got off on that 1 second scene, then you might as well search for anime porn instead of real porn from now on because this whole movie is in CGI. You just whacked it to a cartoon, dude. You got problems. ]]>

. Naked! In . If you just got off on that 1 second scene, then you might as well search for anime porn instead of real porn from now on because this whole movie is in CGI. You just whacked it to a cartoon, dude. You got problems.

]]> http://theblemish.com/2007/08/angelina-is-naked-in-beowulf/feed/ 0 Beowulf is CGI http://theblemish.com/2007/07/beowulf-is-cgi/ http://theblemish.com/2007/07/beowulf-is-cgi/#comments Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:30:04 +0000 Victor http://theblemish.com/2007/07/beowulf-is-cgi/

The trailer for Beowulf (you’ll probably want to go there for full quicktime) was just released and if you’re expecting to spank it to Angelina Jolie, think again. This whole movie was done in CGI using real actors much like Polar Express and apparently, it borrows some imagery and sound from 300. I’ll most likely ...]]>

The trailer for Beowulf (you’ll probably want to go there for full quicktime) was just released and if you’re expecting to spank it to , think again. This whole movie was done in CGI using real actors much like Polar Express and apparently, it borrows some imagery and sound from 300. I’ll most likely rent it to see if CGI Angelina’s boobs jiggle like the real Angelina’s boobs jiggle. In the name of science. Obviously.

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