Beyonce performed Deja Vu live in Toronto when she had an epileptic attack that sent her dress flying up, exposing her breasts. It’s not as erotic as it sounds. In fact, it’s blocky and blurry and has more to do with eye strain than eroticism. Regardless, she managed to hold the thing down while moving …
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Beyonce falls on her face
July 25th, 2007Respond
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Yesterday at an Orlando, Florida concert, Beyonce ate it because she couldn’t maneuver down a flight of stairs. It was quite spectacular the way in which she fell. But, I couldn’t tell if she was dancing when she got up or throwing a temper tantrum. Shortly after, Beyonce asked fans not to put this on …
Beyonce’s ass on a yacht
June 22nd, 20071 comment
Beyonce was caught showing off her ass on what I assume to be Jay-Z’s yacht. In a couple of the pictures you can see Beyonce actually kissing the guy. Jesus, he must have a huge knife to her throat to be able to pull that off. I’m not saying he’s ugly, but if I told …
Beyonce does the bikini thing
June 18th, 2007Respond
Beyonce was walking around in a yellow bikini on a yacht in the South of France last week. The only interesting thing about these pictures is that you can’t even see the gun Jay-Z has pointed to her head. He’s getting pretty good at disappearing. He’s like David Blaine only uglier, more annoying and did …
Beyonce and Jay-Z are engaged
June 4th, 2007Respond
The world’s ugliest rapper Jay-Z proposed to longtime girlfriend Beyonce Knowles during their trip to Cannes. The wedding will take place in Hawaii in autumn. Beyonce says,
“I want to get married and really want a family - in a perfect world I’d have two boys and a girl. You know someone loves you by the …
Beyonce could have hepatitis
February 28th, 20073 comments
The Health Department has warned attendees of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue party that they may have been exposed to acute hepatitis A. The beauty of this is that the party was on Valentine’s Day. TMZ has a list of people affected including Beyonce Knowles, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Rafaeli and other models.
The Los Angeles …
Beyonce on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?
February 14th, 20078 comments
Sports Illustrated, in their infinite wisdom, chose Beyonce to preside on the cover of their famous swimsuit edition. You heard me. The singer. Beyonce Knowles. On the cover of SI’s swimsuit edition. They went so far as to deem it the music edition. Right about here, I could go on and on about how this …
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Jay-Z is a woman beater?
January 11th, 20072 comments
A woman claiming to be Beyonce’s assistant sent MediaTakeout.com an email in which she claims Jay-Z is abusing Beyonce. I love mad libs so I decided to fill out all the parts that have been bracketed (ex. [EXPLETIVE]).
I wanted to bring this to MediaTakeOut.com because I know how you all like to put stuff out …
