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Beyonce Dropped Her Dad as Manager

Beyonce’s dad, Matthew Knowles, has managed her career since she was a teenager in Destiny’s Child. Now he’s being dropped. Beyonce says it’s nothing personal. Just business. “I am grateful for ... Read More »

Beyonce Had a Good Christmas

Last minute shopping sucks. The malls are crowded, there’s no parking and everyone is in a rush to find one thing that doesn’t suck. If you’re a rich, famous rapper, however, ... Read More »

Beyonce Seems Nice

For Jay-Z’s 41st birthday, Beyonce Knowles gave him a $2 million Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. According to Forbes, Beyonce made $87 million this year so this is like a regular ... Read More »

Beyonce’s Mom Denies Her Pregnancy

Remember when I called Beyonce doughy when she was reportedly pregnant? Whoops. Tina Knowles, Beyonce’s mother, went on Ellen DeGeneres to clear up the pregnancy rumor. She joked, “The truth ... Read More »

Beyonce Might Be Pregnant

A source gives Us Weekly shocking news. That Beyonce is pregnant in her first trimester. That’s not the shocking news though. The shocking news is Beyonce let Jay-Z have sex ... Read More »

Beyonce and Jay-Z Are in Monaco

Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z were on vacation in Monaco on the French Riviera. Naturally, they were on a big ass yacht where Beyonce was in a bikini sunning herself. I ... Read More »

Beyonce Might Be Pregnant

MediaTakeOut has learned from a “rock solid” source that Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting a child. MediaTakeOut says Beyonce plans to work throughout her pregnancy. MTO are probably wrong but there ... Read More »

Cat Fight! Cat Fight! Pink vs Beyonce

Ruh roh! During a recent (?) concert, Pink mocked Beyonce while performing Stupid Girls thereby insinuating that Beyonce was one such stupid girl. Oh, it’s on. It’s on like Donkey ... Read More »

Beyonce Had an Upskirt Moment

This picture of Beyonce getting out of a car is a week old and was in lower quality which is why it wasn’t posted. Originally it was thought it was ... Read More »

The Albertina Art Museum Got Duped

DJ’s working at Kronehit radio in Vienna, Austria played a little prank by calling up the Albertina art museum to arrange a last minute private tour for Beyonce (not unheard ... Read More »

Beyonce’s Board Feed Leak Was a Hoax

TMZ found the guy who doctored the supposed audio of the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on The Today Show. They’ve cleared her of all bad singing charges and have ... Read More »

Beyonce Sounds Horrible

Howard Stern played the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on the Today Show and it was horrible. It sounded like razor blades slicing through my eardrums. Dogs started howling when ... Read More »

Beyonce Slipped a Nipple at the Academy Awards

It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay to keep me quiet. The ... Read More »

Etta James Was Kidding

Etta James tells the Daily News that her threat to whup BeyoncĂ©’s ass was all a joke and was “not from a vicious place.” Although, James admits she could have ... Read More »

Jay-Z Thought It Was Halloween

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon all partied together on NYE. As they should have since they’re all desperate attention whores. Here they are at said celebration. As you ... Read More »

Beyonce in a Bikini

This is a little better. Beyonce and Jay-Z spent the day swimming, jet skiing and doing whatever it is rich people do in the Caribbean. Here they are on their ... Read More »

Jay-Z Better Watch Out

Adrien Brody admitted during the premiere of Cadillac Records on Monday that making out and rolling around on the ground with Beyonce, Elta James in the movie, wasn’t part of ... Read More »

This Fail Deserves a Fail Picture

For her new double album, Beyonce has titled it “I Am … Sasha Fierce.” “Sasha Fierce” is the name she has given her alter-ego which is apparently the one who ... Read More »

Jay-Z Is Mean

Not even 14 days of marriage and Jay-Z and Beyonce are already fighting. The newlyweds were at the Hollywood Bowl in LA showing off their matching IV tats. The DJ ... Read More »

Beyonce Might Retire

Beyonce’s cousin, Angelica Knowles, told the New York Daily News that Beyonce plans on retiring to become a talent scout for Jay-Z’s new Carter Music Group label. In fact, she ... Read More »
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