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Beyonce almost slips a nipple

August 31st, 2006Respond

At a recent book signing, Beyonce Knowles almost had a nipple slip when her boob tape stopped working. The downside is you don’t get to see full nipple. So for those of you getting the Vaseline ready, you can stop. The upside is you won’t go blind, develop hairy palms or have to clean your …

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Beyonce Knowles diets smart

August 18th, 2006Respond

To quickly lose 20 lbs for her role in Dreamgirls, Beyonce went on a maple syrup diet. There are tons of diets out there and she choses a maple syrup diet.
“The funniest part was putting the weight back on and eating my doughnuts and all the other things,” she said. “So now I’m back to …

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Beyonce is pretty

July 20th, 20063 comments

If you’ve ever wondered what music by one of the Stepford Wives sounds like, then I suggest you pick up a copy of Beyonce’s new album entitled B’Day. Her expression reminds me of a prostitute with 20 years of experience under her belt and if you say something like, “time hasn’t been kind to you”, …

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Beyonce has a new video

July 14th, 2006Respond

Beyonce debuted her new music video for Deja Vu on TRL. It is nothing short of amazing. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to direct this, but they have given hope to dancing epileptics everywhere. You can see Jay-Z being unaffected by Beyonce grinding on him in the video. I only know of one …

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Jay-Z bans Cristal

June 15th, 20062 comments

It’s not a picture of Jay-Z because I don’t really want to look at his funny face. In the Economist magazine, the managing director of the company that produces Cristal, Frederic Rouzaud, said he viewed the affection for Cristal by rappers and their fans with “curiousity and serenity”. When asked if the association with this …

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