Sports Illustrated, in their infinite wisdom, chose Beyonce to preside on the cover of their famous swimsuit edition. You heard me. The singer. Beyonce Knowles. On the cover of SI’s ...
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A woman claiming to be Beyonce’s assistant sent MediaTakeout.com an email in which she claims Jay-Z is abusing Beyonce. I love mad libs so I decided to fill out all ...
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Over here we’re all about boobs. Wonky, lopsided, trauma inducing boobs. This looks uncomfortable and the pictures are unflattering, but that’s what makes it so great. Let this be a ...
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Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to know that it’s not her you see onstage, it’s Sasha. Sasha is Beyonce’s stage persona and according to her, she wouldn’t like Sasha if she ...
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What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on ...
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The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because ...
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Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the ...
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Hoping to jump on the Brokeback Mountain bandwagon, Eva Longoria and Beyonce are starring in Tipping the Velvet as lesbian lovers. Based on a novel about sexual repression, the story ...
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Beyonce reveals her secret on how she keeps her skin looking so fresh. She admits she does not wash her face with soap or cleansers and doesn’t put on lotion. ...
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At a recent book signing, Beyonce Knowles almost had a nipple slip when her boob tape stopped working. The downside is you don’t get to see full nipple. So for ...
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To quickly lose 20 lbs for her role in Dreamgirls, Beyonce went on a maple syrup diet. There are tons of diets out there and she choses a maple syrup ...
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If you’ve ever wondered what music by one of the Stepford Wives sounds like, then I suggest you pick up a copy of Beyonce’s new album entitled B’Day. Her expression ...
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Beyonce debuted her new music video for Deja Vu on TRL. It is nothing short of amazing. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to direct this, but they have ...
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It’s not a picture of Jay-Z because I don’t really want to look at his funny face. In the Economist magazine, the managing director of the company that produces Cristal, ...
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