Naomi Watts and Robin Wright are filming The Grandmothers in Sydney, Australia and that was a terrible way of introducing these two near middle aged women in their bikinis. Albeit, somewhat appropriate.

Look at Naomi Watts. So constipated. Someone better make sure she got her 8 cups of prune juice.

Maria Menounos made a bet that if the Patriots lost to the Giants, she would host Extra in a Giants bikini. As you may have heard, that’s exactly what happened so here she is in a bikini. God she is so hot. She should make terrible bets more often.

Have you been waiting for new photos of Jennifer Lopez in a swimsuit? If you responded with an emphatic, “meh,” then you’re in luck because look what I have for you and your indifference. The aforementioned Jennifer Lopez swimsuit pictures. Behold!

Speaking of Jennifer Lopez, Celebitchy transcribed a portion of her Matt Lauer interview that was pretty laughable. Talking about her kids,

Lauer: They’re privileged. Does that worry you at all?
Lopez: I think about it. I loved my upbringing. I’ve tried to give them the same thing, just in a bigger house. The same family, they grew up around their cousins and their aunts, just like I did. The same foods, they eat the same foods I did when I was growing up. You know, I try to just keep what was so good about growing up Puerto Rican in the Bronx, lower middle class family. The same things, the same values that were important to my mom and my dad and what I’ve learned from that upbringing I’ve tried to bring to them.

As Celebitchy notes, her spread in PEOPLE featured a $3,000 stroller and she also showed off their nautical themed nursery with chandeliers. The only way those kids will ever be exposed to lower middle class family values is when she takes them to the homeless shelter to laugh at all the poor people.

Last week it was Adriana Lima modeling in a bikini for Victoria’s Secret, this week it’s Candice Swanepoel. They’re slowly moving up the chain of models. “Yes, yes. The collection is almost complete,” I whispered to no one in particular at Starbucks.

Here’s Britt Robertson in a few bikini pics from 2010. Britt stars in The Secret Circle, a CW show about witches, because vampires and werewolves are so yesterday.

You pretty much see these every day but most of the time it’s only after the shots have been processed and put into a Victoria’s Secret catalog. Why not go behind the scenes and get a glimpse into how that Adriana Lima bikini shoot is made?

So, it’s not very exciting. Just a photographer telling her to flip her hair around and try to look sexy. If I wanted to see that, I’d just go to Celebslam’s basement where he takes boudoir pics of plus sized women.

Vanessa Hudgens, as you can tell from the photo above, is the hottest she’s ever been. So it was quite a sight when she and Austin Butler went to Hawaii and enjoyed a romantic swim in the ocean. At one point, Austin was so turned on that he tried to imitate a porno he once saw.

UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste used to work with two other ring girls, Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks. But they were as hot if not hotter than her, so she had them fired and replaced with Chandella Powell. Which is perfect for her. It’s like when an average girl walks around with fat friends and ends up being really hot by comparison.

Torrie Wilson is vacationing with Alex Rodriguez in wherever rich people usually go this time of year. Miami? Mexico? Anyway,  as you can see, Torrie is exactly A-Rod’s type. According to his Match.com profile, his ideal woman has defined abs, the ability to bench press at least 240lbs and elevated levels of testosterone. Check, check and check.

Here’s Kendall Jenner in her bikini posing for a picture. She’s way better than those other Kardashians. Kendall better watch out. Khloe might get jealous and eat her.

LeAnn Rimes is still in Hawaii running around in a bikini. This time she was spotted outside of a Men’s room. No word on if someone posted a sign that read “Free Handys” on her back.

She was then spotted lawn bowling or something. Whatever it was, it wasn’t important because all it was was a chance for LeAnn to show off her ass as much as she could. First she bent over and then she jumped up and spread her legs in the air. Not even Halllmark could make something that endearing.

Another day, another vacation in Hawaii for LeAnn Rimes. Much like yesterday, she’s still bouncing around in a bikini. Albeit a different one today. This one shows off her ass much better.

You know, for a now healthier looking bag of antlers, LeAnn manages to have a nice ass.

LeAnn Rimes, a friend and her cuckold flew to Hawaii for none other than… a vacation. Man-stealing and boob jobs are so tiring. Anyway, she put on a bikini and pushed out her chest for photogs because her life is now one long sad photoshoot.