The Blemish » bikini http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Wed, 29 Oct 2014 23:56:54 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 How You Doing Vivica Mitra? http://theblemish.com/2014/10/vivica-mitra/ http://theblemish.com/2014/10/vivica-mitra/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2014 17:10:29 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189211 Here’s Miss India Global & Miss Photogenic 2014 (two titles I’m positive she completely made up for herself) Vivica Mitra shooting for 138 Water. In a bikini of course. Why else would I be posting photos of Miss India Global & Miss Photogenic 2014.

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Abigail Ratchford for 138 Water Now http://theblemish.com/2014/10/abigail-ratchford-138-water-now/ http://theblemish.com/2014/10/abigail-ratchford-138-water-now/#comments Wed, 15 Oct 2014 17:32:36 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189119 I’ve never tasted 138 Water and don’t know anyone who has but it must be really popular considering they’re out in LA shooting models on a weekly basis. Here’s Abigail Ratchford for their “let’s send these to photo agencies so idiots like me will put it up on their website” campaign. You’ve outsmarted me this time, 138 Water…

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Ana Braga in Miami in a Bikini http://theblemish.com/2014/10/ana-braga-miami-bikini/ http://theblemish.com/2014/10/ana-braga-miami-bikini/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2014 17:37:34 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=188950 Hey, Ana Braga, watcha doooin’ in Miami? “Aw, nothin’. Just hanging out, striking some model poses on the beach for no reason. NBD.”

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Chelsea Heath Just Going to Handbra It http://theblemish.com/2014/09/chelsea-heath-just-going-handbra/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/chelsea-heath-just-going-handbra/#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2014 15:56:24 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=188345 Earlier, Chelsea Heath modeled for 138 Water in a black and yellow bikini. Today, she’s said screw it and just went with the handbra. She’s got a lot of spunk, this kid. She’s going places.

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Chelsea Heath Models for 138 http://theblemish.com/2014/09/chelsea-heath-models-138/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/chelsea-heath-models-138/#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2014 18:35:06 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=188150 For as many models as 138 Water have shot, I still have not seen one ad from them. Here’s Chelsea Heath who was named “Hottest Girl in America*” shooting for them.

*In 2010. By Joe Francis. Who she sued.

Here she is sharing her date ideas. None of them involve a rag and chloroform which is really strange.

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Eva Longoria Is Poolside http://theblemish.com/2014/09/eva-longoria-poolside/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/eva-longoria-poolside/#comments Mon, 15 Sep 2014 20:33:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187892 Every time anyone mentions Eva Longoria, all I can think about is that picture of her without makeup. Sure, it could have been a bad picture because she doesn’t look that terrible, but shivers still get sent down my spine.

Anyway, here she is in a bikini wearing sunglasses and a hat with her face obscured 80% of the time by a railing. This photogo must be a master of composition.

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Amanda Cerny Shooting a Music Video http://theblemish.com/2014/09/amanda-cerny-shooting-music-video/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/amanda-cerny-shooting-music-video/#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2014 21:51:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187713 My girlfriend — she doesn’t know it yet — Amanda Cerny shot a music video for DJ Chuckie in Aruba on Wednesday. I have no idea what a DJ Chuckie is but that’s of no relevance to how amazing Cerny looks here. She could punch me in the balls repeatedly and I’d still get a boner. It’d be the weirdest handjob ever.

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SI Girls in Bikinis Dance to Lee Brice http://theblemish.com/2014/09/si-girls-bikinis-dance-lee-brice/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/si-girls-bikinis-dance-lee-brice/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2014 00:08:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187198 Girls in bikinis dancing to Lee Brice’s “Girls in Bikinis” may be the most most uninspired video of girls dancing in bikinis ever made. First, I could do without the country twang which is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Second, these SI models aren’t even dancing. But forgiveness is divine so I’m willing to do just that with this video. Plus, I’m going to mute it so…

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Wassup, Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti http://theblemish.com/2014/08/wassup-ana-braga-anais-zanotti/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/wassup-ana-braga-anais-zanotti/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 16:29:32 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186898 BFFs Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti were once again at Miami beach showing off their bikini bodies in a candid photo shoot. I’m not sure if I’ve asked this before, but how do you pronounce Anais? I’ve just been saying “Anis” but I just want to make sure. Call me crazy, but I have this thing about going up to girls and saying to them, “Hey, Anus!”

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Ola Jordan Shooting a Calendar in Bikini Bottoms http://theblemish.com/2014/08/ola-jordan-shooting-a-calendar-in-bikini-bottoms/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/ola-jordan-shooting-a-calendar-in-bikini-bottoms/#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2014 18:28:45 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186627 Pro dancer and Strictly Come Dancing star Ola Jordan took a break during her calendar shoot in London. Here she is stepping out on the balcony in bikini bottoms. Basically I posted these because you can see her ass. I’m a simple man.

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