The Blemish » bikini http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Tue, 09 Sep 2014 20:06:37 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 SI Girls in Bikinis Dance to Lee Brice http://theblemish.com/2014/09/si-girls-bikinis-dance-lee-brice/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/si-girls-bikinis-dance-lee-brice/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2014 00:08:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187198 Girls in bikinis dancing to Lee Brice’s “Girls in Bikinis” may be the most most uninspired video of girls dancing in bikinis ever made. First, I could do without the country twang which is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Second, these SI models aren’t even dancing. But forgiveness is divine so I’m willing to do just that with this video. Plus, I’m going to mute it so…

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Wassup, Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti http://theblemish.com/2014/08/wassup-ana-braga-anais-zanotti/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/wassup-ana-braga-anais-zanotti/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 16:29:32 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186898 BFFs Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti were once again at Miami beach showing off their bikini bodies in a candid photo shoot. I’m not sure if I’ve asked this before, but how do you pronounce Anais? I’ve just been saying “Anis” but I just want to make sure. Call me crazy, but I have this thing about going up to girls and saying to them, “Hey, Anus!”

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Ola Jordan Shooting a Calendar in Bikini Bottoms http://theblemish.com/2014/08/ola-jordan-shooting-a-calendar-in-bikini-bottoms/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/ola-jordan-shooting-a-calendar-in-bikini-bottoms/#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2014 18:28:45 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186627 Pro dancer and Strictly Come Dancing star Ola Jordan took a break during her calendar shoot in London. Here she is stepping out on the balcony in bikini bottoms. Basically I posted these because you can see her ass. I’m a simple man.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Maui http://theblemish.com/2014/08/alessandra-ambrosio-in-a-bikini-in-maui-2/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/alessandra-ambrosio-in-a-bikini-in-maui-2/#comments Mon, 18 Aug 2014 16:07:40 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186430 Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio vacationed with her husband and kids in Maui over the weekend. Apparently, she sits like this even in her off time. My god. What is she doing? Reverse cowgirling the sand?

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Poppy Delevingne in a Bikini http://theblemish.com/2014/08/poppy-delevingne-in-a-bikini/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/poppy-delevingne-in-a-bikini/#comments Wed, 13 Aug 2014 18:25:46 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186289 British model and socialite Poppy Delevingne, sister of Cara Delevingne, was romping around on a boat with her husband James Cook the other day. It was pretty boring. There wasn’t even a nip slip. Get your shit together, guys.

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Cristina De Pin Is in Miami http://theblemish.com/2014/08/cristina-de-pin-is-in-miami/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/cristina-de-pin-is-in-miami/#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2014 17:55:25 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186119 Italian model Cristina De Pin showed off her bikini for the day in Miami. She’s currently there with Riccardo Montolivo who I’m told plays soccer. You know, that sport where you kick a ball around a field for 90+ minutes? Bitches love kicking balls around fields.

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Ellie Goulding Was in a Bikini Too http://theblemish.com/2014/08/ellie-goulding-was-in-a-bikini-too/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/ellie-goulding-was-in-a-bikini-too/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:34:04 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186067 Here’s Ellie Goulding smoking and getting sunburned on a yacht in Ibiza with her boyfriend Dougie Poynter. She should really think about putting on sunscreen considering how pale she is. I’m surprised she didn’t burst into flames like a vampire.

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Lourdes Leon Went for a Swim in Cannes http://theblemish.com/2014/08/lourdes-leon-went-for-a-swim-in-cannes/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/lourdes-leon-went-for-a-swim-in-cannes/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:14:26 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186056 You wanted to see Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon in a bikini? Well, that’s a rather strange request but here you go, weirdo.

Lourdes and her brother spent some time with her mom’s new boyfriend, Timor Steffens, in Cannes yesterday. These are the pictures.

Just remember. There’s nothing I would not do for you, the readers.

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Lindsay Lohan Went Jet Skiing in a Bikini http://theblemish.com/2014/08/lindsay-lohan-went-jet-skiing-in-a-bikini/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/lindsay-lohan-went-jet-skiing-in-a-bikini/#comments Tue, 05 Aug 2014 15:40:06 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186008 2007 Lindsay Lohan: Take it off!

2014 Lindsay Lohan: Have you no self-respect, woman?! Put that back on.

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Lindsay Lohan Stuffed Herself in a One-Piece http://theblemish.com/2014/07/lindsay-lohan-stuffed-herself-in-a-one-piece/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/lindsay-lohan-stuffed-herself-in-a-one-piece/#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:40:09 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185832 Remember when a Lindsay Lohan bikini pic would have made news? Now I probably won’t even get more than 5 page views off these.

Anyway, here’s Lindsay jet skiing in a one-piece; her pale skin reflecting more sunlight than a solar farm. She’s so pale a ghost would scream and run away in horror if she popped up behind them.

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