The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Lara Bingle is posing at the beach

Lara Bingle, an Australian model, posed on the beach the other day and… what do you mean you don’t know who Lara Bingle is? That’s crazy talk. This is very ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is working

Last week Alessandra Ambrosio was in St. Barths shooting for the Victoria’s Secret collection (photos start here). This week she’s in Miami still shooting for Victoria’s Secret (those photos start ... Read More »

Candice Swanepoel is also shooting

Continuing with this week’s theme of Victoria’s Secret Models Shooting at the Beach, it’s Candice Swanepoel in St. Barths. There she is posing on the sand and then posing on ... Read More »

Kylie Bisutti is shooting

I’ve already booked my ticket to St. Barths. Turns out all the Victoria’s Secret models are shooting there including the winner of the Victoria’s Secret model search, 19-year-old Kylie Bisutti. ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes is busy

Doutzen Kroes hit up St. Barths to do a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Which is complete bs if you think about it. My basement has a bunch of rocks ... Read More »

Sara Paxton is in a bikini

According to IMDB, Sara Paxton is some sort of actress. Her most recent work being the just canceled The Beautiful Life. Point is she has a lot of free time ... Read More »

Kristen Davis is in a bikini

Hubba hubba. How much sexier can these pictures of Kristen Davis in a bikini get? Not much, I assume. Unless she’s pushing her chest out and pouring Metamucil all over ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood does the bikini thing

Carrie Underwood was in the Bahamas over the weekend prancing around in a bikini and flirting with me through paparazzi shots. Damn. Can she be any more transparent? I told ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is in Miami

God knows what Miley Cyrus was doing in Miami today. Probably part of some Dateline sting operation. I’m not falling for this. Again. Read More »

Taylor Swift does the bikini thing

Taylor Swift, who was nominated for eight Grammys last night, released a video of scenes from her upcoming music video for “I’m Only Me When I’m With You”. That sentence ... Read More »

Khloe didn’t want anyone to know

Khloe Kardashian said that her sister Kim didn’t even ask her when she posted those pictures of them in bikinis. “Honestly, I didn’t even know Kim had Twittered that photo. ... Read More »

Diane Kruger does the bikini thing

A long time ago there were rumors that Diane Kruger was a lesbian. I wish they were true. That way instead of Joshua Jackson in the background, there’d be two ... Read More »

Alicja Bachleda is in a bikini

Alicja Bachleda is Colin Farrell’s girlfriend so she’s famous by association. Ergo, these bikini pics. I have no idea how to pronounce her name though. Meeting her in real life ... Read More »

The moment you’ve all been waiting for

Serena Williams was in Barbados on Monday stomping around in the ocean when her breasts popped out of her swimsuit. May I be the first to say, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” If you ... Read More »

Jaimie Hilfiger is in a bikini

I’m not even going to pretend to know who Jaimie Hilfiger is or that you even care. She’s doing some type of photo shoot here in her bikini so expect ... Read More »

Vanessa Minnillo is on vacation

It’s been a while, but Vanessa Minnillo is finally relevant again. At least for today. Here she is at Miami Beach with that douchebag Nick Lachey. Thankfully, he’s cropped out ... Read More »

Emma Watson was in Jamaica

The Daily Mail (go there to see the photos), masters of body language that they are, have predicted that Emma Watson will be breaking up with her boyfriend Jay Barrymore ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio does DT

This doesn’t need to be said out loud, but Alessandra Ambrosio is really pretty. If I had to choose between kissing her or a fat, hairy dude in a tutu ... Read More »

The Pussycat Dolls are over

Brace yourselves. The Pussycat Dolls may be breaking up. None of the members are speaking to Nicole Sherzinger who they think stole the limelight and went off to do her ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian lost weight

Kim Kardashian must be a wizard because every pound she loses seems to go right onto her sister Khloe’s fat ass. Kim posted a new bikini pic on her Twitter ... Read More »