
Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. ...
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The last time I wrote about Ashley Tisdale was back in July when she got a tattoo. I never followed up with that because I quickly lost interest, but since ...
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Jennifer Aniston also showed up in a bikini over the weekend. She was in Cabo and these pictures somehow got extremely boring. It’s weird because Aniston’s got all the necessary ...
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Whoa. When did Britney Spears get hot again? Here she is jetting around the Sydney Harbour with her boyfriend Jason Trawick and that banner picture is the only one of ...
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This is supposedly Britney Spears by her hotel swimming pool in Melbourne, Australia, but it’s hard to tell with these pictures because they’re so grainy. They might as well be ...
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Jewel hit up Miami Beach and, um, I suppose I could masturbate to these. Anything is possible, I guess.
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Menia Mathioudaki is a Greek model who you’ve never heard of so why is she on this page? The answer: Are you seriously asking me that question after looking at ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ...
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Here’s Julia Roberts in a bikini filming scenes for Eat, Pray, Love. Some of you, those who love Pretty Woman, rainbows and being gay, may find this sexy. Others may ...
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I don’t want to point fingers, but I think these “candids” are a little disingenuous. How often does a photographer end up at the beach when Sophie Monk happens to ...
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When I was in school, doing a certain number of hours of community service was a requirement. One volunteer job, I handed out Popsicles to people doing a YMCA marathon. ...
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Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico wandering the beach looking for a Starbucks with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. Not all that interesting unless you’re a big fan of Britney walking. Which ...
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Courtney Cox filmed scenes for her show Cougar Town last week and she looked great. Amazing even. The fact she still looks like this makes the show believable. Guys would ...
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Jaime Pressly married Simran Singh last September and here she is on her honeymoon prancing around Mexico in a bikini. This Simran Singh must be a sorcerer to get a ...
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Katy Perry’s cleavage hits fashion week. [The Superficial]
Amanda Righetti from The Mentalis in a bikini. Score. [UseMyComputer]
Kate Moss shows off her nipples again. [Yeeeah]
Point and laugh at Jake Gyllenhaal walking ...
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Julie Henderson. Julie Henderson! JULIE HENDERSON! Okay, so repeating the name louder and louder doesn’t help to figure out who she is. Wikipedia says she’s a model and was in ...
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God bless unapologetic whores. If it weren’t for them, pictures like these of Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez seemingly masturbating would never exist. I mean, jesus. She’s right out in ...
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Katrina Bowden plays Cerie on 30 Rock. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, then you might just know her as “the hot secretary” on 30 Rock. And if that ...
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It’s always weird when people put a shirt on to go in the water. Like fat people or Anna Paquin here. It’s almost as if they were hiding something. In ...
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