The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Screw you, Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. ... Read More »

Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico

The last time I wrote about Ashley Tisdale was back in July when she got a tattoo. I never followed up with that because I quickly lost interest, but since ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston manages to still be boring

Jennifer Aniston also showed up in a bikini over the weekend. She was in Cabo and these pictures somehow got extremely boring. It’s weird because Aniston’s got all the necessary ... Read More »

Britney Spears looks good

Whoa. When did Britney Spears get hot again? Here she is jetting around the Sydney Harbour with her boyfriend Jason Trawick and that banner picture is the only one of ... Read More »

Britney Spears is in a bikini, grainy

This is supposedly Britney Spears by her hotel swimming pool in Melbourne, Australia, but it’s hard to tell with these pictures because they’re so grainy. They might as well be ... Read More »

Jewel does the bikini thing

Jewel hit up Miami Beach and, um, I suppose I could masturbate to these. Anything is possible, I guess. Read More »

Menia Mathioudaki is at the beach

Menia Mathioudaki is a Greek model who you’ve never heard of so why is she on this page? The answer: Are you seriously asking me that question after looking at ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is still busy, in a bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is busy

Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ... Read More »

Julia Roberts films in a bikini

Here’s Julia Roberts in a bikini filming scenes for Eat, Pray, Love. Some of you, those who love Pretty Woman, rainbows and being gay, may find this sexy. Others may ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is surfing

I don’t want to point fingers, but I think these “candids” are a little disingenuous. How often does a photographer end up at the beach when Sophie Monk happens to ... Read More »

Marisa Miller is shooting in St. Barts

When I was in school, doing a certain number of hours of community service was a requirement. One volunteer job, I handed out Popsicles to people doing a YMCA marathon. ... Read More »

Britney Spears is meandering on a beach

Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico wandering the beach looking for a Starbucks with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. Not all that interesting unless you’re a big fan of Britney walking. Which ... Read More »

Courtney Cox is filming, sexy

Courtney Cox filmed scenes for her show Cougar Town last week and she looked great. Amazing even. The fact she still looks like this makes the show believable. Guys would ... Read More »

Jaime Pressly is on her honeymoon

Jaime Pressly married Simran Singh last September and here she is on her honeymoon prancing around Mexico in a bikini. This Simran Singh must be a sorcerer to get a ... Read More »

Katy Perry hits fashion week in style and other news

Katy Perry’s cleavage hits fashion week. [The Superficial] Amanda Righetti from The Mentalis in a bikini. Score. [UseMyComputer] Kate Moss shows off her nipples again. [Yeeeah] Point and laugh at Jake Gyllenhaal walking ... Read More »

Julie Henderson is with Russell Simons

Julie Henderson. Julie Henderson! JULIE HENDERSON! Okay, so repeating the name louder and louder doesn’t help to figure out who she is. Wikipedia says she’s a model and was in ... Read More »

Victoria Silvstedt isn’t shy

God bless unapologetic whores. If it weren’t for them, pictures like these of Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez seemingly masturbating would never exist. I mean, jesus. She’s right out in ... Read More »

Katrina Bowden does the bikini thing

Katrina Bowden plays Cerie on 30 Rock. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, then you might just know her as “the hot secretary” on 30 Rock. And if that ... Read More »

Anna Paquin is sort of in a bikini

It’s always weird when people put a shirt on to go in the water. Like fat people or Anna Paquin here. It’s almost as if they were hiding something. In ... Read More »