The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Jayde Nicole Is in Miami

Former Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole splashed around Miami beach on Sunday sans Brody Jenner. I never noticed, but she has “respect” tattooed over her vagina. Coincidentally, I have ... Read More »

Sophie Monk Is Doing Great

Sophie Monk hit the beach the other day to pose for some paparazzi pics. I never noticed this and it may just be the lipstick she’s wearing, but she looks ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Dating an Electrictian

And that’s not just a cool nickname either like those given to fighters. He’s not Jamie “The Electrician” Padgett. He’s Jamie Padgett, the electrician. Big difference. Oh and he gives ... Read More »

Jenna Haze Is in a Bikini

Jenna Haze can regularly be seen with a penis down her throat or one up her ass so seeing her in a bikini like this is going to be ... Read More »

Stephanie Pratt Is in a Bikini

Stephanie Pratt, who is Spencer Pratt’s sister, god have mercy on her soul, hit up Malibu Beach to film scenes for The Hills, the totally non-scripted reality show. Kristin Cavallari ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Neighbors Are Jealous.

RadarOnline reports Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills neighbors know everything there is to know about her lease and home as they “claim they have talked to the owner of the residence”. ... Read More »

Sharon Stone Is on Vacation

No idea why Sharon Stone was on a yacht in Sardinia the other day yelling at the water. Maybe she was mad that it was wet. “Why do you have ... Read More »

Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Do the Bikini Thing

Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn were in Miami. Looks like they were hanging out by the pool, but I could be wrong. These pictures are so blurry it’s hard to ... Read More »

Amber Rose Is Possessed

Kanye West’s girlfriend was in a bikini again. This time at TAO Beach sporting some fancy contact lenses. Creepy. Kanye must think otherwise. He loves originality, fashionability and other words ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari Is Filming in a Bikini

The only skill you have to have to be on The Hills is the ability to walk on sand wearing only a bathing suit. Have you ever tried walking on ... Read More »

Geri Halliwell Still in That Bikini

Holy crap. I had no idea women this old could have a six pack. It’s like for the past decade, Geri Halliwell has been on a steady diet of horse ... Read More »

Megan Hauserman Will Get Famous One Way or Another

Poor Megan Hauserman. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Years and years of paying her dues as a reality show contestant and finally she gets her big break starring in ... Read More »

Geri Halliwell Does the Bikini Thing

Remember Geri Halliwell. She was a former Girl of Spice. I believe it was a group famous for a song asking if certain men wanted to be their lover and ... Read More »

Emma Roberts Is in a Bikini

Julia Roberts’ 18-year-old niece and Eric Robert’s daughter, Emma Roberts, is seen here on the Valentine’s Day set in Venice proving that you only have to be related to someone ... Read More »

Carmen Electra Has Still Got It

By it, I mean the paparazzi following her. She has a decent body for her age (judging by her face, 60?), no doubt, but she can stand to use a ... Read More »

Mena Suvari Was at the Palazzo

Mena Suvari showed up at the Palazzo in a bikini and she’s got a nice body, although, I can’t get past that god awful tattoo right in the middle of ... Read More »

This Hurts

Sad news. My girlfriend has been stepping out on me and I had to learn about it through pictures and The Daily Mail. Sigh, it’s always heartbreaking to see another ... Read More »

Amber Rose Does the Topless Bikini Thing

Amber Rose is dating Kanye West so that makes her sort of famous. She also traipsed around Miami Beach wearing barely anything so that makes her sort of post-worthy. She might ... Read More »

Britney Bikini Threat Alert: Purple

Britney was at the Ritz Carlton pool for the third day in a row. This time wearing a purple bikini. Geez. Doesn’t she have a pool in her own home. ... Read More »

Britney Spears Wore Another One

Britney Spears also squeezed her ass into a bright pink bikini while at the Marina Del Ray over the weekend. These photos look much like the ones of Britney in ... Read More »