
I’m not sure Coco is even real. She looks like she was carved from a solid oak tree. Her ass is ridiculously big and her tits look like someone ...
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Rihanna is on vacation in Barbados and she should stick to wearing those dominatrix outfits she likes so much because that flamenco dancer inspired bikini isn’t doing her any favors. ...
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Today is so slow. It’s almost is if it’s the eve of some big event and nothing is stirring, not even a mouse. But, I’m still here spreading some type ...
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Personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami showed up online and they’re as wonderful as you’d imagine them to be. She’s in a bikini in most of them and are ...
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Sienna Miller gets a bad rap. In a girl next door way, I actually think she’s sort of cute. If she’d stop sleeping with married men and breaking up their ...
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Jimmy Choo president and co-founder Tamara Mellon hit up St. Barths the other day. From the thumbnails she looks fantastic. It almost looks like she has a six pack and ...
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No idea who Jessica Hart is. If you came up to me and asked, I’d stare at you blankly. Then if you told me, “you know, that girl with the ...
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Lara Bingle, an Australian model, posed on the beach the other day and… what do you mean you don’t know who Lara Bingle is? That’s crazy talk. This is very ...
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Last week Alessandra Ambrosio was in St. Barths shooting for the Victoria’s Secret collection (photos start here). This week she’s in Miami still shooting for Victoria’s Secret (those photos start ...
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Continuing with this week’s theme of Victoria’s Secret Models Shooting at the Beach, it’s Candice Swanepoel in St. Barths. There she is posing on the sand and then posing on ...
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I’ve already booked my ticket to St. Barths. Turns out all the Victoria’s Secret models are shooting there including the winner of the Victoria’s Secret model search, 19-year-old Kylie Bisutti. ...
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Doutzen Kroes hit up St. Barths to do a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Which is complete bs if you think about it. My basement has a bunch of rocks ...
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According to IMDB, Sara Paxton is some sort of actress. Her most recent work being the just canceled The Beautiful Life. Point is she has a lot of free time ...
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Hubba hubba. How much sexier can these pictures of Kristen Davis in a bikini get? Not much, I assume. Unless she’s pushing her chest out and pouring Metamucil all over ...
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Carrie Underwood was in the Bahamas over the weekend prancing around in a bikini and flirting with me through paparazzi shots. Damn. Can she be any more transparent? I told ...
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God knows what Miley Cyrus was doing in Miami today. Probably part of some Dateline sting operation. I’m not falling for this. Again.
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Taylor Swift, who was nominated for eight Grammys last night, released a video of scenes from her upcoming music video for “I’m Only Me When I’m With You”. That sentence ...
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Khloe Kardashian said that her sister Kim didn’t even ask her when she posted those pictures of them in bikinis. “Honestly, I didn’t even know Kim had Twittered that photo. ...
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A long time ago there were rumors that Diane Kruger was a lesbian. I wish they were true. That way instead of Joshua Jackson in the background, there’d be two ...
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Alicja Bachleda is Colin Farrell’s girlfriend so she’s famous by association. Ergo, these bikini pics. I have no idea how to pronounce her name though. Meeting her in real life ...
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