The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Coco might be a cartoon

I’m not sure Coco is even real. She looks like she was carved from a solid oak tree. Her ass is ridiculously big and her tits look like someone ... Read More »

Rihanna is in Barbados

Rihanna is on vacation in Barbados and she should stick to wearing those dominatrix outfits she likes so much because that flamenco dancer inspired bikini isn’t doing her any favors. ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio has some ads

Today is so slow. It’s almost is if it’s the eve of some big event and nothing is stirring, not even a mouse. But, I’m still here spreading some type ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty

Personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami showed up online and they’re as wonderful as you’d imagine them to be. She’s in a bikini in most of them and are ... Read More »

Sienna Miller is in Barbados

Sienna Miller gets a bad rap. In a girl next door way, I actually think she’s sort of cute. If she’d stop sleeping with married men and breaking up their ... Read More »

Tamara Mellon was at the beach

Jimmy Choo president and co-founder Tamara Mellon hit up St. Barths the other day. From the thumbnails she looks fantastic. It almost looks like she has a six pack and ... Read More »

Jessica Hart is modeling

No idea who Jessica Hart is. If you came up to me and asked, I’d stare at you blankly. Then if you told me, “you know, that girl with the ... Read More »

Lara Bingle is posing at the beach

Lara Bingle, an Australian model, posed on the beach the other day and… what do you mean you don’t know who Lara Bingle is? That’s crazy talk. This is very ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is working

Last week Alessandra Ambrosio was in St. Barths shooting for the Victoria’s Secret collection (photos start here). This week she’s in Miami still shooting for Victoria’s Secret (those photos start ... Read More »

Candice Swanepoel is also shooting

Continuing with this week’s theme of Victoria’s Secret Models Shooting at the Beach, it’s Candice Swanepoel in St. Barths. There she is posing on the sand and then posing on ... Read More »

Kylie Bisutti is shooting

I’ve already booked my ticket to St. Barths. Turns out all the Victoria’s Secret models are shooting there including the winner of the Victoria’s Secret model search, 19-year-old Kylie Bisutti. ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes is busy

Doutzen Kroes hit up St. Barths to do a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Which is complete bs if you think about it. My basement has a bunch of rocks ... Read More »

Sara Paxton is in a bikini

According to IMDB, Sara Paxton is some sort of actress. Her most recent work being the just canceled The Beautiful Life. Point is she has a lot of free time ... Read More »

Kristen Davis is in a bikini

Hubba hubba. How much sexier can these pictures of Kristen Davis in a bikini get? Not much, I assume. Unless she’s pushing her chest out and pouring Metamucil all over ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood does the bikini thing

Carrie Underwood was in the Bahamas over the weekend prancing around in a bikini and flirting with me through paparazzi shots. Damn. Can she be any more transparent? I told ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is in Miami

God knows what Miley Cyrus was doing in Miami today. Probably part of some Dateline sting operation. I’m not falling for this. Again. Read More »

Taylor Swift does the bikini thing

Taylor Swift, who was nominated for eight Grammys last night, released a video of scenes from her upcoming music video for “I’m Only Me When I’m With You”. That sentence ... Read More »

Khloe didn’t want anyone to know

Khloe Kardashian said that her sister Kim didn’t even ask her when she posted those pictures of them in bikinis. “Honestly, I didn’t even know Kim had Twittered that photo. ... Read More »

Diane Kruger does the bikini thing

A long time ago there were rumors that Diane Kruger was a lesbian. I wish they were true. That way instead of Joshua Jackson in the background, there’d be two ... Read More »

Alicja Bachleda is in a bikini

Alicja Bachleda is Colin Farrell’s girlfriend so she’s famous by association. Ergo, these bikini pics. I have no idea how to pronounce her name though. Meeting her in real life ... Read More »