The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Indiana Evans Filming the ‘Blue Lagoon’ Remake

The Blue Lagoon catapulted Brooke Shields to fame (read: tits) and 20 years have since passed so you all know what that means. *In Lil Jon voice* Reeeeemix! Australian soap stars Indiana ... Read More »

‘Russia’s Next Top Models’ Were in Miami

Contestants for Russia’s Next Top Model were in Miami over the weekend doing a photoshoot at the beach. And they weren’t even smuggled here! On another note, this show doesn’t seem fair ... Read More »

Paris Hilton Returns to Bondi Beach

I’m not sure what Paris Hilton does these days for work but if it’s “stand there and look stupid,” she’s doing a fantastic job. Here she is at Bondi Beach ... Read More »

Uma Thurman Went Pregnant Swimming Again

Uma Thurman is still pregnant in St. Barts and she’s still diving off of yachts. So if you came here for sexy pictures of Uma Thurman in a bikini, let ... Read More »

Irina Shayk and Anna Vyalitsyna Frolick in the Ocean

Irina Shayk and Anne Vyalitsyna spent the day in Miami, much like every other celebrity, playing with each other in the ocean. “You’re wet! No, you’re wet!,” I imagine them ... Read More »

Rita Rusic Slipped a Nipple

Italian actress Rita Rusic and her boyfriend were at the beach in Miami over the weekend enjoying the fresh air. Also enjoying the fresh air was Rita Rusic’s nipple (NSFW). Read More »

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottom Went into Hiding

Alternatively, this could have been titled: Ashley Tisdale found a way to not be boring. Pretty much every photo of Ashley Tisdale could be a cure for insomnia but she ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes Looks Pretty Good in a Bikini

Doutzen Kores walked around Miami, Florida Thursday afternoon showing off her toned abs and making every woman cry into their molten lava cakes. That is to say, she looked pretty ... Read More »

Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Sexy Chest Plate

Remember those rumors that said Paris Hilton got a boob job? Turns out those were entirely untrue because Paris was in a bikini at her Miami hotel and either her ... Read More »

Vanessa, Selena and Ashley in a Hot Tub Now

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I might as well be camping out on the set of Spring Breakers myself and change this site’s name to “Ahhhhh! Vanessa, Selena and Ashley!” ... Read More »

Nicki Minaj Films ‘Starship’ in a Bikini

Nicki Minaj is in Hawaii filming the music video for her single “Starship”. They told her to put on a neon pink bikini and go at it in the sand. ... Read More »

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Selena Gomez Film in Bikinis

Seems like every other day there’s at least one post about Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Selena Gomez filming their bad girl spring break movie Springbreakers. Why should today be ... Read More »

Selena Gomez Tweeted Herself in a Bikini

As if I needed any more reasons to hate Justin Bieber. Not only did Usher get him a $100,000 electric sports car and not only did he buy a $10.8M ... Read More »

Rachel Hunter Is in a Bikini

Rachel Hunter started modeling at 17 in 1986 and did a Playboy spread in 2004 when she was 35. She’s 42 now so thank god those days are past her. ... Read More »

Bethenny Frankel Shows Her Bikini Body

Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel is in Miami this week vacationing at the beach. She looks fairly good for a woman her age. From the front at least. The back not ... Read More »

Sheryl Crow Is in Maui

Sheryl Crow, who has apparently slowly transformed into a variant of Sarah Jessica Parker, was in Maui yesterday in a two piece. She looks good for 50 but way different ... Read More »

Angela Simmons Hit the Beach

Angela Simmons went to Miami and showed off her bikini body at the beach on Thursday. And that’s all I have to say about that. I’m still trying to Google ... Read More »

Tulisa Contostavios in a Bikini

Tulisa Contostavios must be famous, right? The caption says she’s a British pop star and I trust them because who would put up pictures secretly taken of random women in ... Read More »

Arianny Celeste Is in a Bikini

UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste is heading to Japan for the next UFC fight but before that, she hit up Miami beach and, like everyone else, wandered around until she ... Read More »

Miss Finland Is in Miami

Miss Finland 2012 Sara Yasmina Chafak spent the day at Miami beach on Sunday with her boyfriend who wore camo pants and a hat. His outfit was similar to what ... Read More »